ultros5678

Don’t let the bad ass name fool you, It is just another boring shooter.

Hope Your Next Trial. Thank you game over screen for those motivating words.

From what I can tell from the intro, this is at least a real zany game...

Um, so I get killed, therefore I’m a jerk?

Bad Dudes was a generic beat 'em up for the NES. Taking advantage of America's love of crappy beat 'em ups and using the 'heppest, grooviest' slang, they released one bad game. And I don't mean that in a good sort of bad, I mean like, bad.

Well are ya?

Man, when I think of a huge mission to save humanity there are many words I'd think of... But none of 'em sure as fuck are "acrobat"

Boy, if their future scholars wrote this intro, no wonder they called it “Acrobat Mission”…

Despite the fact that I've never been able to understand the appeal of sports games that don't involve actively smashing the fuck out of your opponent, I can concede that this is definitely an unusually awful football game. So, there you go.

If the conventions of football could be any more convoluted, this game has found out how to do it.

ARE YOU OLD SCHOOL ENOUGH FOR FF2!!!!!!!!!!!!

The best screams of all time.

Not worth playing unless you're a total masochist or crazy with nostalgia.

Herb? That witch has been toking the fat daddies.

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I remember this game automatically being one of the coolest arcade games from its gimmick of using TWO SCREENS!

I think they’re really stretching for additional credits now…

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You can easily spend as much time clicking units to hear the quips as playing the damn game itself.

Sound advice from the folks at Blizzard:

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Another Final Fight clone, but with some of the worst damn graffiti ever...

Got your tenses wrong again…

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