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We're going backwards now? The next logical step is the development of Phantasy Star -1.

Is this even allowed in an E-for- Everyone game?!

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It does my heart good to know that a man loved pooping at my mall so much that he made it part of his routine.

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That’s not really what captions are for.

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A game about the romance between a man and his gun? Doesn't sound that different from a Call of Duty game, to be honest.

Incredible promotional material for the game.

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When it comes to creepy ghosts, who you gonna call? Your options are probably greater than you think. After all, there's a store in the game who sells those zapper guns to anyone with 2500 bucks.

One of the greatest ending screens I have ever seen.

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It's awesome to see Double Dragon make a comeback on all these current consoles. Double Dragon is like the bellbottoms of the video game world: always coming and going out of style.

Abobo is as eloquent as always.

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Sadly, this surprisngly-decent puzzle game was pulled from the iTunes store. Presumably after the developers heard how badly they mangled the English language.

No thank you, Mr. Dwarf.

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The best part of this game is driving around the boring map until your character starts spouting off movie trivia to the imaginary friend in his head.

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That’s no way to treat a customer!

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As far as I'm concerned, touch screens are the great equalizer for people who grew up playing these games in real arcades. You may be able to get through Final Fight on one quarter, but try doing the same thing when your big, meaty thumbs are covering up half the screen!

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Don’t Google “Meat Explosion”. Trust me.

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