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I think real life has already taught me that lesson…

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This is one of the best arcade games in existence. The moral of the story is if any evil construction company demolishes your house, vengeance can be yours by hitting them all with a huge hammer!!!

Harry has the best war cry of all time.

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So you think it's just another side-scrolling space shooter? Well, think again.

Green?

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Another direct ancestor of Bubble Bobble, effectively giving it the title of one of the greatest games in existence by association; despite the game not actually being all that great. You can't argue with science, though.

I don’t know, but I think I’m even more confused than her now.

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Don't you just love the preferences in this game? "I made you your favorite, [insert bodily excrement here]"

Jammies, hehehehehe

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You know, that’s the clumsiest sentence I’ve ever seen at the end there.

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From what I can tell from the intro, this is at least a real zany game...

Um, so I get killed, therefore I’m a jerk?

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Bad Dudes was a generic beat 'em up for the NES. Taking advantage of America's love of crappy beat 'em ups and using the 'heppest, grooviest' slang, they released one bad game.

Well are ya?

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Alf. They made a damn Alf game. Dear God. I feel like I've been wrenched through time back into the darkest hour of the eighties, watching a stupid puppet make stupid jokes and trying to eat a cat or something. HELP.

You’re certainly not hardcore rip the system punk rock, are you Alf? Oh, I know you’re a part of the government Area 51 alien
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It's like the 80s and 90s had a love child with Grand Theft Auto. I'm sure there's a plot it in somewhere, but it got buried under all the cameos and references.

Come on, Reginald! It even underlined the mistake for you and EVERYTHING!

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