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All the Reagan saving goodness with the power of arcade graphics!

Ok, Ronnie is one of two things: 1) A bad attempt to make fun of Ronald Reagan, or 2) (see #1, replace “Reagan” with McDonald”).

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Man, when I think of a huge mission to save humanity there are many words I'd think of... But none of 'em sure as fuck are "acrobat".


Boy, if their future scholars wrote this intro, no wonder they called it “Acrobat Mission”…

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Despite the fact that I've never been able to understand the appeal of sports games that don't involve actively smashing the fuck out of your opponent, I can concede that this is definitely an unusually awful football game. So, there you go.

If the conventions of football could be any more convoluted, this game has found out how to do it.

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4


I got nothing.

Compile is good, Compile is great, it's even more fun than to masturbate!

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Probably the first one-on-one fighting game ever. Which explains which it's such a piss-poor game.


Oh it’s hot alright.

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Change one letter in the title, and it becomes an anagram of NUDE ANAL SEX. Just thought you'd like to know.


You think we’re kidding?

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Badass crack addicted fighter for the Neo Geo.


Truly Epic Dialogue.

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The mother of all schoolgirl turned super warrior anime video games (minus Sailor Moon...)

That’s what happens when clouds are full of nitrous oxide.

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No idea, but I want to play it. It looks just cute/drug influenced enough for me to love it.


“Bop Louie”. Hee hee.

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I guess if you're a hardcore SRPG fan... But I still say it sucks.


Hey look, it’s Biff Tannen of Back to the Future fame!

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