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I hate this fucking game. But the Pixies did a fucking awesome cover of the theme song.

This is either a really stupid typo, or a really stupid name for a theatre

Well, this Macross is pretty fun. Still doesn't make up for the damn NES one, though. Grrr.

The epic intro to Scrambled Valkyrie

This game looks like a really fucking gaudy Diablo clone. Maybe Diablo's CLICK CLICK CLICK had some charm, but this just looks UGLY.

YES! Welcome to the halcyon days of eight bit translations!

Kabuki, a form of Japanese theatre. What that has to do with a fighting game, I have no clue.

Uh, sure dude.

Jeeps. Guns. Nam. If those three words don't say "fucking great", I don't know what does.

I would NOT want to go on this mission

I swear I saw that giant polygon face in StarFox.

I think real life has already taught me that lesson…

This is one of the best arcade games in existence. The moral of the story is if any evil construction company demolishes your house, vengeance can be yours by hitting them all with a huge hammer!!!

Harry has the best war cry of all time.

They just keep coming (the aliens, not the sequels)

Games just aren’t this descriptive anymore.

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Another direct ancestor of Bubble Bobble, effectively giving it the title of one of the greatest games in existence by association; despite the game not actually being all that great. You can't argue with science, though.

I don’t know, but I think I’m even more confused than her now.

An extremely weird and extremely awesome game.

Jammies, hehehehehe.