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Sam's the dog, Max's the rabbit, and they both kick ass!

Stinky…

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akubukai:

Still one of my all-time favorite games!! ♥♥♥♥

Jun 15, 2022

The God of Thunder from Mortal Kombat jumps into his fighter jet to blow up countless tanks and landscapes! Okay, maybe that's not the official story. Okay, I just made it up. But I had you going, didn't I?

The awe-inspiring ending.

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As far as I can remember, it's just Pac-man with lego blocks and an isometric view. Now that's innovation.

I’ll be the coolest kid in school when I tell everyone I became a Pac-maniac.

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John Rambo, what have you spawned?

Thanks for the condolences. Dicks.

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I believe it's another Rastan game, but with a terribly translated name...

Building your self-confidence, with Rastan!

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A really old Neo Geo game.

Welcome to the Anderground passage of terror.

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This game looks like a really fucking gaudy Diablo clone. Maybe Diablo's CLICK CLICK CLICK had some charm, but this just looks UGLY.

YES! Welcome to the halcyon days of eight bit translations!

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Now THERE'S a superhero... A Japanese interpretive dancer who fights with his hair. Actually, this ain't that bad of a game, and he DOES sound more powerful then Captain America.

Fuck yeah!!!!

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This is really a horrible game (but I say that a lot, don't I?) where you play as stunt master Jackie Chan battling evil, uh.. frogs and metal pipes that fly...

The epic bonus stage screen.

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In video games, I'd rather fight terrorists than nature.

Really? I was planning on TAKING A FUCKING DIP!

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You know, everyone else calls it the Philosopher's Stone, but in America, it's called the Sorceror's Stone. I'm going to pretend I don't know why.