Most of the time when I play this game I either have no idea what's going on or suck terribly, yet I cannot shake my enduring belief that it's a pretty decent game. I mean, instead of just one frequently frustrating game you get seven frequently frustrating games!
Uh, thanks.
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Robotic crustaceans fight over spinning balls coming down conveyor belts to determine THE FATE OF THE FUTURE. As far as I can figure, anyway.
The epic intro: More proof that puzzle games should never try to have stories.
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Actraiser: Killing and building. Surprisingly, it's a lot like peanut butter and chocolate.
You can’t spell, much less take care of yourself.
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Not as fun as Zelda 1; but... uh... DODONGO DISLIKES SMOKE!
Crack Crack Crack, the egg into the bowl.
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Yeah, NO FUCKING SHIT
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If you say it really fast, it sounds like "sex sex."
It’s Beavis!
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Remember this old Dominos Pizza mascot? I wonder what happened to him. Hmm... Probably executed after this lame game.
A stunning blow
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Proving, once again, that any kid who throws fire can save the world, or at least some girl he met in the forest.
He must be a boss in a Dark Souls game…
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I'm gonna go lay in the hay and play Vay, I just may. Whaddya say?
You show me yours, I’ll show you mine.
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plz giv mi equip ktnx
“So, what can you offer to our quest?” “I got my dick chopped off!”
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A soccer RPG. No, not a soccer game with those much heralded "RPG elements", it's a Soccer RPG. I have no idea how they did it, but they did it. Cast Thundaga on the goalkeeper!
He may be able to kick a ball around, but he’s no Mensa member.
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This is like the most pathetically translated TurboGrafx-16 game in all existence, which is quite a feat since there is little more dialog than the names of each Zone, and the "helpful" rantings of the old ghoul-woman.
Poor zone!
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