It's like a cross between Super Smash Bros. and Rolling Thunder. Play it. NOW.
From what I can read from the really, really small text, there are three things I’m sure to find at the “aquarium”: WHALES, BETTY, and a BOMB.
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How to Play screens that will probably confuse you rather than help you:
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What about Larry and Moe?
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A "cutting edge" fighting game! Ha! Ha Ha!
That doesn’t sound all that intimidating.
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Karian Cross: Shit just keeps falling.
Now, I know they’re referring to the other kind, but… heeheeheeheeheeheehee.
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Just your typical game where two cavemen with bad hair fight dinosaurs.
Apparently, good sound effects weren’t invented yet.
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This game's alright, but it's only an ILLUSION that you would think it's better than Terranigma!
Remember that old game “Guess Who”? Well, this is a slightly stranger version of that game.
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More hardcore farming action.
What is this elf thing doing?
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The only thing that makes this NeoGeo fighting game unique is the fact that it has a ninja in it! Don't see that everyday, nossir!
Promise?
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Yes, it's the best mech strategy game you all have never played.
I have no idea what you’re talking about, but for you baby, I’ll smile and nod.
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This game puts the "zany" in Zany Video Game Quotes. Now that I think about it, it puts the "video game" in it too.
COW LAUNCHED!!!!!
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Fly around and shoot
The best ending, apparently. I don’t think I could honestly tell.
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