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It's a good thing they went with the name "War in the North", because War in the South sounds more like some kind of genital infection.

That’s not really what captions are for.

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A game about the romance between a man and his gun? Doesn't sound that different from a Call of Duty game, to be honest.

Incredible promotional material for the game.

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When it comes to creepy ghosts, who you gonna call? Your options are probably greater than you think. After all, there's a store in the game who sells those zapper guns to anyone with 2500 bucks.

One of the greatest ending screens I have ever seen.

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It's awesome to see Double Dragon make a comeback on all these current consoles. Double Dragon is like the bellbottoms of the video game world: always coming and going out of style.

Abobo is as eloquent as always.

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Sadly, this surprisngly-decent puzzle game was pulled from the iTunes store. Presumably after the developers heard how badly they mangled the English language.

No thank you, Mr. Dwarf.

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The Game:

The best part of this game is driving around the boring map until your character starts spouting off movie trivia to the imaginary friend in his head.

Zany Quote From The Game:

That’s no way to treat a customer!

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The Game:

Yes, that's the real title. Yes, it does remind you that it is, in fact, an RPG. Just in case you forget, or get it confused with ClaDun the historical dating simulator.

Zany Quote From The Game:

She’s got pixels in all the right places.

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The Game:

As far as I'm concerned, touch screens are the great equalizer for people who grew up playing these games in real arcades. You may be able to get through Final Fight on one quarter, but try doing the same thing when your big, meaty thumbs are covering up half the screen!

Zany Quote From The Game:

Don’t Google “Meat Explosion”. Trust me.

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The Game:

Decades after the Sega CD's death, an independent game developer sees the golden opportunity to release an unplayable wad of fighting game trash.

Zany Quote From The Game:

If Sega tasted it, then you know it’s quality!

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TODAYS GAME:

What's in a name? Well, if Grandia was grand, then Blandia must be... bland.

Noboru was so hard, they had to mention it in the credits.

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I love these wrestling games with completely made-up characters because they have such ridiculous names. I mean, who sounds cooler: Hulk Hogan, or the Meat-Eater? That's right.