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This game looks like a really fucking gaudy Diablo clone. Maybe Diablo's CLICK CLICK CLICK had some charm, but this just looks UGLY.

YES! Welcome to the halcyon days of eight bit translations!

Kabuki, a form of Japanese theatre. What that has to do with a fighting game, I have no clue.

Uh, sure dude.

Jeeps. Guns. Nam. If those three words don't say "fucking great", I don't know what does.

I would NOT want to go on this mission

I swear I saw that giant polygon face in StarFox.

I think real life has already taught me that lesson…

This is one of the best arcade games in existence. The moral of the story is if any evil construction company demolishes your house, vengeance can be yours by hitting them all with a huge hammer!!!

Harry has the best war cry of all time.

They just keep coming (the aliens, not the sequels)

Games just aren’t this descriptive anymore.

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Another direct ancestor of Bubble Bobble, effectively giving it the title of one of the greatest games in existence by association; despite the game not actually being all that great. You can't argue with science, though.

I don’t know, but I think I’m even more confused than her now.

An extremely weird and extremely awesome game.

Jammies, hehehehehe.

Don’t let the bad ass name fool you, It is just another boring shooter.

Hope Your Next Trial. Thank you game over screen for those motivating words.

From what I can tell from the intro, this is at least a real zany game...

Um, so I get killed, therefore I’m a jerk?

Bad Dudes was a generic beat 'em up for the NES. Taking advantage of America's love of crappy beat 'em ups and using the 'heppest, grooviest' slang, they released one bad game. And I don't mean that in a good sort of bad, I mean like, bad.