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Tuesday Aug 04, 2009

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Here's a little bit of advice...When your ex girlfriend asks you to go to the movies, don't go see 500 Days of Summer, especially when she's a dead ringer for one of the characters, you are jaded about love courtesy of Morrissey and you hadn't seen her since you broke up save for one night drunk at a bar, which happened to be on her birthday.


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beautifulxalone:
shit...you were the LAST person I expected to be the FIRST to reply to that...but thank you thank you...and I stole that last line from you. I can easily relate to it. What lyric is it?
Aug 6, 2009
beautifulxalone:
mmm gelato. I like the orange kind. Hey, update your blog will ya?

PS. I wish I could come "home". I miss that shitty state.
Aug 25, 2009

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