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twixxie

Santa Fe, NM

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Tuesday Dec 26, 2006

Dec 26, 2006
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the day after is worse...

I talked to my friend who is on her way to work!!!

She overslept, and is racing up the freeway. I said "thank you for keeping our economy strong... You are a true american."

She said, "fuck you, trix"

I said, "you know my exit, Hon..."


Trix
twixxie:
Translation for those of you who are in other countries.

A freeway is a major highway that has not tolls to pay, except the tax payers have to pay for it, so it is not really free.

An exit is where you get off the freeway to visit your lover for a quickie before work.

Hon is short for Honey. Honey is made by bees. Honey is sweet.

Trixionary biggrin
Dec 26, 2006
nogrow:
Ha, ha, ha ..... exelent! biggrin
Mar 18, 2007

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