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Houston

Member Since 2005

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Monday May 16, 2005

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I am the king of tattoos.
See my user profile?
That isn't even my face.
It's a beautiful tattoo.
I have tattoos all over my body, even on the inside.
For example, I have tattoos of Sigfried and Roy on my kidneys.
There is a great big tattoo of the cast of "Charles in Charge" on my spleen.
Horny yet, ladies?
Try to control yourselves, please.
VIEW 11 of 11 COMMENTS
naja_haje:
More likely I have to pay him to stop.
May 26, 2005
maneki_neko:
i think you have to issue that license to yourself. i think it costs $100,000. naww, that would be too perfect.

it is really hot here. puking hot. i give up.

i'm going to go smoke a cigarette and act tough.

i think you should just run away from home is all. or convince someone to kidnap you.
May 27, 2005

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