The next time someone tells you to go jump off of a cliff, do it.
Actually jump off of a cliff.
And make sure to let everyone know who told you to do it.
That will teach them a lesson.
Unless you are pretty much disliked by everyone.
Then maybe just act like you are gonna jump off of the cliff to get them all...
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Actually jump off of a cliff.
And make sure to let everyone know who told you to do it.
That will teach them a lesson.
Unless you are pretty much disliked by everyone.
Then maybe just act like you are gonna jump off of the cliff to get them all...
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black_tar_heroin:
robosagogo:
I blame cliff jumping music and cliff jumping tv shows for giving kids the idea to jump off of cliffs. And gravity. Don't get me started on gravity.
I don't think they should keep drugs out of professional sports.
In fact, I think it would make these boring events alot more thrilling if all the players were pumped full of methamphetamines right before a game.
Just imagine a bunch of half-retarded, meat-headed, football goons all doped up on speed beating each other near to death in a drug induced frenzy.
That's some sports...
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In fact, I think it would make these boring events alot more thrilling if all the players were pumped full of methamphetamines right before a game.
Just imagine a bunch of half-retarded, meat-headed, football goons all doped up on speed beating each other near to death in a drug induced frenzy.
That's some sports...
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black_tar_heroin:
that ho is still going to drink...
black_tar_heroin:
Fifteen years getting loaded
Fifteen years till his liver exploded
Now whats Josh gonna do now that he cant drink?
The doc said, what were you thinkin bout?
Josh said, thats just the point,
I wasnt thinkin bout nothing
Now I gotta do something else to pass the time.
Had someone shave his head
Got a new identity
Sixty-two holed air conditioned boots
And a girl who rides a scooter to take him out of town
They could get away
Riding around, as the trucks drive by
You could here the mother fuckers go...
A couple of lines, an extra thermos of joe
Hell be kickin in heads at the punk rock show, yeah
Joshs the kinda guy who knows just what
Joshs the kinda guy who knows just what to do
When the doctor tells him to
Quit your drinkin, nows the time.
Will he ever walk the line
To all my friends, I feel just great
But will he ever walk the line
Kickin ass and bustin heads
Red suspenders
Once a day he shaves his head
But will he ever walk the line?
Fifteen years till his liver exploded
Now whats Josh gonna do now that he cant drink?
The doc said, what were you thinkin bout?
Josh said, thats just the point,
I wasnt thinkin bout nothing
Now I gotta do something else to pass the time.
Had someone shave his head
Got a new identity
Sixty-two holed air conditioned boots
And a girl who rides a scooter to take him out of town
They could get away
Riding around, as the trucks drive by
You could here the mother fuckers go...
A couple of lines, an extra thermos of joe
Hell be kickin in heads at the punk rock show, yeah
Joshs the kinda guy who knows just what
Joshs the kinda guy who knows just what to do
When the doctor tells him to
Quit your drinkin, nows the time.
Will he ever walk the line
To all my friends, I feel just great
But will he ever walk the line
Kickin ass and bustin heads
Red suspenders
Once a day he shaves his head
But will he ever walk the line?
I sometimes wonder about who the first person to eat something was.
Like, I look at a lobster and wonder what brave, adventurous soul decided to try and eat one.
Or who saw a brussel sprout and said, "You know what, fuck it. I'm gonna eat this son of a bitch."
I mean, what insane fuck looked at an oyster and decided to stick it...
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Like, I look at a lobster and wonder what brave, adventurous soul decided to try and eat one.
Or who saw a brussel sprout and said, "You know what, fuck it. I'm gonna eat this son of a bitch."
I mean, what insane fuck looked at an oyster and decided to stick it...
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black_tar_heroin:
IN YOUR FACE!
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naja_haje:
Starving people eat the darndest things but It's the Chinese that really decided to push the limits of what the human digestive system can process. They have some saying that allows them to eat anything's back that touches the sun. Snakes, beetles, some fucking animal they've never seen before, let's see what this fucker tastes like.
I saw a lizard on the Discovery channel that could shoot blood out it's eyes.
Like, up to six feet.
I really wish I could do that.
Imagine how handy that would be.
Also, have you ever gone to a place, like a resteraunt or diner pretty regularly and you happen to see some of the same people there alot?
You don't actually speak to...
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Like, up to six feet.
I really wish I could do that.
Imagine how handy that would be.
Also, have you ever gone to a place, like a resteraunt or diner pretty regularly and you happen to see some of the same people there alot?
You don't actually speak to...
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black_tar_heroin:
holy fuck you got some friends!!!!!!! holy damn
black_tar_heroin:
miike is in it
People's heads don't catch on fire enough for my liking.
I think this country needs more of that going on.
I'd really like to see more people hitting themselves in the head with bricks to try and put a fire out.
I know, America.
You're saying "But having my head catch on fire would hurt really bad."
Yeah?
But what about my needs?
Don't be...
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I think this country needs more of that going on.
I'd really like to see more people hitting themselves in the head with bricks to try and put a fire out.
I know, America.
You're saying "But having my head catch on fire would hurt really bad."
Yeah?
But what about my needs?
Don't be...
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chancesare:
haha, brilliant.
I went and saw the Guitar Wolf tonight.
Drum Wolf, Bass Wolf and Guitar Wolf.
They were everything I had ever dreamed and more...
Drum Wolf, Bass Wolf and Guitar Wolf.
They were everything I had ever dreamed and more...
Why are there no good sexually transmitted diseases?
Like, why is it that no one ever contracts "Get Money Disease?"
I want that disease.
You can get crabs, boils, and some thing that makes you piss blood but you can't catch a disease that smotes your enemies?
Why is that?
It seems unfair to me.
Like, why is it that no one ever contracts "Get Money Disease?"
I want that disease.
You can get crabs, boils, and some thing that makes you piss blood but you can't catch a disease that smotes your enemies?
Why is that?
It seems unfair to me.
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gypsyphoenix:
oh, how about you just won a free car disease. that would be fabulous!
maneki_neko:
it depends, i knew a girl who was quite happy with her crabs, made her feel necessary...but she would have been proud of having a tapeworm
(she was an SG hopeful, shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...)
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(she was an SG hopeful, shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...)
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Apparently, hippie guru and Earth Day founder Ira Einhorn is a convicted murderer and abuser of women.
I really like that.
That's pretty funny stuff.
Punks are the new hippies.
EVERYONE has tattoos.
EVERYONE is pierced.
EVERYONE is into bondage, s&m, and pornography.
EVERYONE is strange.
At what point did being subversive become so boring and commonplace?
In a world where Ted Bundy once having...
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I really like that.
That's pretty funny stuff.
Punks are the new hippies.
EVERYONE has tattoos.
EVERYONE is pierced.
EVERYONE is into bondage, s&m, and pornography.
EVERYONE is strange.
At what point did being subversive become so boring and commonplace?
In a world where Ted Bundy once having...
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You know what I like to see?
A good elepahant trampling.
It's always great fun when one of these abused, magnificent beasts suddenly turns on it's masters.
I love the idea of one of these creatures running amok at a circus.
I like to think that even over the screams of terrified, retarded American children you'd still be able to hear a deafening CRUNCH! as...
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A good elepahant trampling.
It's always great fun when one of these abused, magnificent beasts suddenly turns on it's masters.
I love the idea of one of these creatures running amok at a circus.
I like to think that even over the screams of terrified, retarded American children you'd still be able to hear a deafening CRUNCH! as...
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black_tar_heroin:
this is the year for new albums... the transplants... in MAY!!!!!!!!!
Imagine if suddenly every household pet grew to twenty times it's original size.
I don't think it would be that big a deal for the dog owners because dogs tend to be pretty loyal and obedient anyhow.
It really wouldn't be that great a problem for the bird and fish owners either because birds and fish just wouldn't be bright enough to realize that anything...
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I don't think it would be that big a deal for the dog owners because dogs tend to be pretty loyal and obedient anyhow.
It really wouldn't be that great a problem for the bird and fish owners either because birds and fish just wouldn't be bright enough to realize that anything...
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If I disliked George Bush at all it would only be because he is not ENOUGH of a tyrant.
It's irritating that people complain about him when he is so wimpy.
Banning gay marriages and attacking foriegn countires in a half-assed manner is simply not enough for me.
No, what I really want is a good 'ol Joseph Stalin to help people get through their...
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It's irritating that people complain about him when he is so wimpy.
Banning gay marriages and attacking foriegn countires in a half-assed manner is simply not enough for me.
No, what I really want is a good 'ol Joseph Stalin to help people get through their...
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It is hard to find things to do when you don't have to work.
And have no friends.
And hate leaving the house.
And have no friends.
And hate leaving the house.