I am the king of tattoos.
See my user profile?
That isn't even my face.
It's a beautiful tattoo.
I have tattoos all over my body, even on the inside.
For example, I have tattoos of Sigfried and Roy on my kidneys.
There is a great big tattoo of the cast of "Charles in Charge" on my spleen.
Horny yet, ladies?
Try to control yourselves,...
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See my user profile?
That isn't even my face.
It's a beautiful tattoo.
I have tattoos all over my body, even on the inside.
For example, I have tattoos of Sigfried and Roy on my kidneys.
There is a great big tattoo of the cast of "Charles in Charge" on my spleen.
Horny yet, ladies?
Try to control yourselves,...
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It is really your civic duty to be horrible to people.
If you get the chance, spit on someone, a complete stranger.
They will act all mad and get huffy puffy but inside they will be thanking you.
Because you just made their day.
You see, when you throw urine on someone or maybe you say something truly terrible about their mother, they love that...
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If you get the chance, spit on someone, a complete stranger.
They will act all mad and get huffy puffy but inside they will be thanking you.
Because you just made their day.
You see, when you throw urine on someone or maybe you say something truly terrible about their mother, they love that...
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Who wants a new boyfriend!?
I can accommodate you and for only the small and reasonable price of my rent being paid!
What a deal!
Or, if enough money is involved, I can be your new girlfriend!
Or a reasonable substitute, anyway.
Act now!
I can accommodate you and for only the small and reasonable price of my rent being paid!
What a deal!
Or, if enough money is involved, I can be your new girlfriend!
Or a reasonable substitute, anyway.
Act now!
loveonaplate:
what can i get for 10dolla? anything you want 
black_tar_heroin:
10 dollars worth of Joes loving.
I don't really remember the Cold War too well as it was on the outs when I was a kid but I remember being about six years old and having to do the "in case of nuclear attack drill" at school.
As if hiding under our desks was going to save us from radiation poisoning or disentegration from the direct hit of a 50 mega-ton...
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As if hiding under our desks was going to save us from radiation poisoning or disentegration from the direct hit of a 50 mega-ton...
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I don't think I could have been a soldier in the German army under Hitler.
No one had a sense of humor.
Like, I just always wanted to see that one "wacky" nazi.
You know, maybe a guy that wore those Groucho Marx glasses and a clown nose that would slap a "kick me" sign on the back of Josef Goebbels.
And then Goebbels would...
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No one had a sense of humor.
Like, I just always wanted to see that one "wacky" nazi.
You know, maybe a guy that wore those Groucho Marx glasses and a clown nose that would slap a "kick me" sign on the back of Josef Goebbels.
And then Goebbels would...
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black_tar_heroin:
i got the alkaline trio cd ep... its awesome... brave going to HOT TOPIC!!!!! its 2 songs.. one unreleased that adriano sings on 
Is there anything cooler than a fifty-five year old biker in college that goes by the name "Lucky" ?
Also, I have been writing songs for when the guys from Iron Maiden ask me to join.
Which is bound to happen any day now.
Here's a little sample:
"Hear that sound,
You better smell that smell!
You're gonna burn in hell!"
I think I'll fit...
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Also, I have been writing songs for when the guys from Iron Maiden ask me to join.
Which is bound to happen any day now.
Here's a little sample:
"Hear that sound,
You better smell that smell!
You're gonna burn in hell!"
I think I'll fit...
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black_tar_heroin:
look
Vagrant Records in conjunction with Hot Topic will release an exclusive single for "Time To Waste" early next week. It will be backedwith the non-album track "We Can Never Break Up" and will be available only at Hot Topic stores nationwide.
we are sooooooooooooo queer
Vagrant Records in conjunction with Hot Topic will release an exclusive single for "Time To Waste" early next week. It will be backedwith the non-album track "We Can Never Break Up" and will be available only at Hot Topic stores nationwide.
we are sooooooooooooo queer
black_tar_heroin:
twentythree said:
What if the baby falls and cracks it's head open?
How does the woman call an ambulance if she can't speak English?
Because I doubt that a whole ton of folks in TN. speak Spanish.
As this woman seems to have gotten along pretty well with only Spanish until now, I'd imagine there are a lot of people in her area who speak Spanish. The South is not as predominantly white as people like to assume, from the news I've read. Furthermore government services such as 911 make it a point to be able to serve anyone who calls. That means getting interpretors.
adjunct said onApril 30 2005, 2:23 AMREPLY
twentythree said:
What if the baby falls and cracks it's head open?
How does the woman call an ambulance if she can't speak English?
Because I doubt that a whole ton of folks in TN. speak Spanish.
Like I said earlier in the thread, hospitals, emergency services, etc. have to provide translation services. It's in the Patient Bill of Rights and pretty much every states' implementation of HIPAA policies. People do not go untreated if they're asking for help, regardless of what language they speak.
adjunct said onApril 30 2005, 2:25
What if the baby falls and cracks it's head open?
How does the woman call an ambulance if she can't speak English?
Because I doubt that a whole ton of folks in TN. speak Spanish.
As this woman seems to have gotten along pretty well with only Spanish until now, I'd imagine there are a lot of people in her area who speak Spanish. The South is not as predominantly white as people like to assume, from the news I've read. Furthermore government services such as 911 make it a point to be able to serve anyone who calls. That means getting interpretors.
adjunct said onApril 30 2005, 2:23 AMREPLY
twentythree said:
What if the baby falls and cracks it's head open?
How does the woman call an ambulance if she can't speak English?
Because I doubt that a whole ton of folks in TN. speak Spanish.
Like I said earlier in the thread, hospitals, emergency services, etc. have to provide translation services. It's in the Patient Bill of Rights and pretty much every states' implementation of HIPAA policies. People do not go untreated if they're asking for help, regardless of what language they speak.
adjunct said onApril 30 2005, 2:25
I was in a car accident the other day and it wasn't half as painful, dangerous and traumatic as giving my cat a bath.
Also, I have decided to never die.
I'm just not going to.
It's that simple.
If I did decide to die, I would want to come back as a monkey so that I could just jack off and throw my shit...
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Also, I have decided to never die.
I'm just not going to.
It's that simple.
If I did decide to die, I would want to come back as a monkey so that I could just jack off and throw my shit...
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black_tar_heroin:
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robosagogo:
You make a lot of sense. Still, if I should feel so inclined as to dispense goo-smacks, I'll have to wear a mask. You know, because I don't want people showing up at my doorstep to thank me.
And I'd caution that reincarnating as a monkey would represent some sort of spiritual de-evolution, but the advantages really do outweigh all possible losses.
And I'd caution that reincarnating as a monkey would represent some sort of spiritual de-evolution, but the advantages really do outweigh all possible losses.
The other day at work, a grown man told me that he was wearing a diaper.
For no reason at all, he told me this.
He just walked up to me and said it.
He told me in the most sad, somber way possible:
"Having to wear a diaper all the time...it's hell. It's just hell..."
How do you respond to that?
I mean, besides...
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For no reason at all, he told me this.
He just walked up to me and said it.
He told me in the most sad, somber way possible:
"Having to wear a diaper all the time...it's hell. It's just hell..."
How do you respond to that?
I mean, besides...
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penguinscheme:
Hm.
I would have let out a laugh. Not to be mean, just to you know... maybe I would have said something to try and make him laugh? Like, so maybe he would pee his diaper...
I don't know.
I would have let out a laugh. Not to be mean, just to you know... maybe I would have said something to try and make him laugh? Like, so maybe he would pee his diaper...
I don't know.
black_tar_heroin:
if you can find an A.P. magazine it has a cd sampler with one of there songs... its 2 dollars... but i can only find it one place and i dont wanna pay 4 dollars for shipping
Let me tell you about a goofy bitch that I hate.
There's this girl named Laurel right?
And hands down, she is the craziest, most terribly retarded buttflake of a dumbass bitch I have ever met.
Period.
This girl once told my friend Rick that she couldn't watch "Evil Dead" because it was "mentally terrifying."
Not "scary."
"Mentally terrifying."
(This is where I pull out...
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There's this girl named Laurel right?
And hands down, she is the craziest, most terribly retarded buttflake of a dumbass bitch I have ever met.
Period.
This girl once told my friend Rick that she couldn't watch "Evil Dead" because it was "mentally terrifying."
Not "scary."
"Mentally terrifying."
(This is where I pull out...
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robosagogo:
It'd save me the trouble of giving syphillus to my enemies the old fashioned way, that's for sure.
chancesare:
I HATE YOU DEEPLY.
-LAUREL
-LAUREL
If I ever saw a tiger with a bear riding it that was carrying a shark and they were all just devouring everything in their path, I think I would probably be scared.
There's a pretty good chance I would run from them instead of maybe trying to knock them out or something.
Do you ever wonder if your pet actually likes you?
Or if...
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There's a pretty good chance I would run from them instead of maybe trying to knock them out or something.
Do you ever wonder if your pet actually likes you?
Or if...
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maneki_neko:
if i saw a tiger with a bear with a shark devoring i would fling my body at them all and pray with fervor that they would like my flavor. that's a great death and i'm very very sorry that it won't be mine. but i can dream.
people eat placentas all the time. usually they fry them up like an omelette. they say it helps restore your vitality after labor. i say they are SUCKERS.
people eat placentas all the time. usually they fry them up like an omelette. they say it helps restore your vitality after labor. i say they are SUCKERS.
If I'm around for the end of the world there is just one thing I would really like to see:
You know those crazy, unwashed guys that walk around with signs that read: THE END IS NEAR or REPENT, THE END IS AT HAND?
I would really like to see one of those guys on the day the world was ending get cold feet.
Like,...
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You know those crazy, unwashed guys that walk around with signs that read: THE END IS NEAR or REPENT, THE END IS AT HAND?
I would really like to see one of those guys on the day the world was ending get cold feet.
Like,...
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I don't think I could swallow a mouthful of semen without puking.
But for enough money, I would try.
But for enough money, I would try.
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loveonaplate:
you are one of the funniest people i have ever known, i want to hump you
black_tar_heroin:
did you see that the guy who directed VERSES has directed Godzilla: Final Wars ........... i am really interesed in a godzilla movie for once
it is really hot here. puking hot. i give up.
i'm going to go smoke a cigarette and act tough.
i think you should just run away from home is all. or convince someone to kidnap you.