Yawn. Ok, I'm back.
I had the strangest dream. I was building a house with yoda. But instead of using the force to do the hard stuff like you might expect, he just sat around all day drinking beer and saying things like "Change your blade regularly! Dull blades lead to splinters, splinters lead to anger, and anger leads to the dark side!" So I...
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I had the strangest dream. I was building a house with yoda. But instead of using the force to do the hard stuff like you might expect, he just sat around all day drinking beer and saying things like "Change your blade regularly! Dull blades lead to splinters, splinters lead to anger, and anger leads to the dark side!" So I...
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I've been brain-meltingly tired the last few days. I don't know what's wrong with me, but I think I could sleep for many, many hours given the chance... 
My sister has been depressed lately, and it's getting me down.
I love sleep. Do you love sleep as much as I do? Someday, I'm gonna marry sleep. But right now I'm gonna go flirt with a...
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My sister has been depressed lately, and it's getting me down.
I love sleep. Do you love sleep as much as I do? Someday, I'm gonna marry sleep. But right now I'm gonna go flirt with a...
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soeffinhappy:
Holy crap, you're still not awake? You need to see a doctor man...and fast!!
friedbanana105:
*clink*
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soeffinhappy:
Awesome pics man!!! Is there anything more fun than smashing shit with a sledgehammer?
Dude didn't you watch The Apprentice?
Dude didn't you watch The Apprentice?
kennyg:
Shit. Fantomas / Melt Banana was here tonight. I was interested enough that if I had read your journal, I probably would have been there.
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soma__:
oh wow that is so funny 
nimhly:
do the right thing: donate it to someone who doesn't have one
Ok hangovers are all well and good, but colds I cannot handle.
Fuck this jive, I need a tropical vacation. Heh. And I'd get, like, everybody on the plane sick too.
They'd be all: "COUGHEEEE!" And they'd shake they little fists and sneeze on me or something. Only chances are they wouldn't call me coughee...
Fuck this jive, I need a tropical vacation. Heh. And I'd get, like, everybody on the plane sick too.
They'd be all: "COUGHEEEE!" And they'd shake they little fists and sneeze on me or something. Only chances are they wouldn't call me coughee...
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mnislahi:
"dood.. that was soo unstoppable"
im gonna cry
haha
im gonna cry
haha
I love hangovers!
Sure I feel like crap, physically, but when I'm hungover I really enjoy being me. I feel confident, happy, dare I say even witty? I like people, and I'm sure they like me back (and that, kemosabe, is quite unusual).
I stand tall, and enjoy life when I'm hungover. I like the hangover better than the drunk.
You should have seen me...
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Sure I feel like crap, physically, but when I'm hungover I really enjoy being me. I feel confident, happy, dare I say even witty? I like people, and I'm sure they like me back (and that, kemosabe, is quite unusual).
I stand tall, and enjoy life when I'm hungover. I like the hangover better than the drunk.
You should have seen me...
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nimhly:
aw, da birdies are a singin
mnislahi:
i have so many diff types of hangovers.. i like some.. hate some.. ugh... 
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soma__:
nice new profile pic! there used to be this show on BBCA that was about people's driving tests and people getting parking tickets. there they use chalk or paint. not sure which. it was actually pretty funny
nimhly:
sigh. i'm not up to my old stamina. i went to bed four minutes before you messaged me. sigh. i must be getting old that i can't stay up so late anymore. teenagetaco.
Today I traded in my fleece-lined jeans for summer carharts for the first time, and it felt good. Summer, goddamnit! Bout time, winter here is too long. Ok, even though it's gettin up to 75 the past few days and the next few, knowing CO, we've still got a foot or two of snow in our near future.
That's good, cause I didn't get enough...
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That's good, cause I didn't get enough...
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franandzooey:
Hey! I've only had 5 hours sleep, that may be normal for you carpenter types but for me, it's just unnatural! I saw, I came, I kicked it's ass...It took some digging but hell I am just that vain!
Thanks.
Hey I may be, wait scratch that, I AM an idiot but what the hell is 1:05. Is that like the typical sex time, like that whole pot smoking 4:20 thing. Remember, only 5 hours sleep, I am not responsible for saying stupid stuff!
I saw, I came, I kicked it's ass...It took some digging but hell I am just that vain!
Thanks.
Hey I may be, wait scratch that, I AM an idiot but what the hell is 1:05. Is that like the typical sex time, like that whole pot smoking 4:20 thing. Remember, only 5 hours sleep, I am not responsible for saying stupid stuff!
franandzooey:
P.S. I thought when you first said it that you meant you were appreciating me in my journal at 1:05 and I thought, Coughee is crazy 'cuz it's only like midnight! 
And you know me, I don't want to correct people so I just let it go. haha. I wasn't wishful thinking at the time.
Just another Ima Robot moment. Isn't that a book?
And you know me, I don't want to correct people so I just let it go. haha. I wasn't wishful thinking at the time.
Just another Ima Robot moment. Isn't that a book?
I'm feeling more social these days...
Happy alcoholism day. It's the holiday for me, it's the holiday for you. It's the holiday for everyone in between, saving only kids and already recovered alcoholics.
Of course I was born in USA, but half of my ancestory was from scotland and half from ireland. I feel ok about having a tipple or whatnot tonight, and one of...
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Happy alcoholism day. It's the holiday for me, it's the holiday for you. It's the holiday for everyone in between, saving only kids and already recovered alcoholics.
Of course I was born in USA, but half of my ancestory was from scotland and half from ireland. I feel ok about having a tipple or whatnot tonight, and one of...
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_bossanova_:
good luck with the po-po
('cause you're half Irish)
('cause you're half Irish)
wigglefree:
good luck esse'.
I'd be jealous but I don't think a person can have a better time than I did on st patties day. It was wild and unexpected. If you need bail give me a call.
I'd be jealous but I don't think a person can have a better time than I did on st patties day. It was wild and unexpected. If you need bail give me a call.
Did you ever have a haircut sneak up on you? I mean like tap you on the back in a dark room and go "boo! I'm your new haircut. take me or leave me, motherfucker."
Well let me tell you, I had no intention of shaving my head tonight.
Well let me tell you, I had no intention of shaving my head tonight.
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magilla:
That Guildenstern always was Stoppard's little laughing boy. Good one.
wigglefree:
what ever happened to you my friend 
(the wiggle wonders)
(the wiggle wonders)
You're a quarter of a century old now. How do you feel old man?