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this is so strange--how does it keep happening? mysteries, mysteries...


imagine, in your mind's eye, the moment in Natural Born Killers when juliette lewis's character goes ballistic on the mechanic (balthazar getty, if memory serves) for wanting her too much. That's the line i send to you, sg:

the worst fuckin' head I ever got in my life! next time don't...
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i'm done.

if you guys want to stay in touch, ill edit my profile with my email address.


im guessing, if any of you can and possibly do read anything on the intarwebs, you know why i dont want these people getting another five dimes off of me.



take care, paz y luz--
the immortal booty
cheech:
See you, and uhh blog anywhere else? You hadn't been around much in recent months, eh?
cheech:
Hey, yeah, I'm in Portland, been here for almost 3 years.
Lotta fun.Tonight was lotta fun. Karaoke.
Ah, who can forget the Swayze n Kelly Lynch's gingham dress
n Sam Elliot's tree moustache fighting evil Ben Gazzara?
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i sposed i would update--

went to a small island in the caribbeeean with the boy for about a week, stayed with friends, wondered how different the trip would have been if i still drank. the only honest exchange i had with a local (verbatim):

me: hello
him: hellohellohello...WHY YA GOT AN EARRING IN YA NOSE?
me (sensing doom in any possible reply):...i...
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roethke:
Oh, I'm still around.

I just get fed up with how mean and nasty people get.
bunny:
hello lady! no, no, alas, it wasn't me. i am stuck on the west coast at least until i finish grad school! wink kiss
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AHEM

this is good: http://keithschofield.com/pi/std.html

dragon boy suede has got a place to sit as long as ive got a face
if hes as small as he looks on screen
there will be room for keith as well

one of the captive beads fell out of my pussy jewelry
i am pissed about it
i guess its an honorable death...
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coriander:
Hi there! Thanks for the comment on my set. I'm glad you liked it smile
icantplayguitar:
thanks and stuff.

when you coming around these parts, or do i have to bring graceland to you.
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waiting in my inbox today, a new version of hatred to bring the bile surging out of my stomach:


Dear J,


Miers' answers show an extremist ? and shocking ? position on women's health, safety, and rights. For example:

Will you participate in press conferences to promote the goals of the pro-life movement?
YES X NO____

Will you use your influence as an elected official within...
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nic:
Thanks for commenting on my set!
widow:
hey chick. i noticed that you have a comment in snow's journal saying that you hope she's not broke bcoz of sgs...and YEA!!! hell yea!! have you heard all the shit about sgs too?? whatever frown I was so sad when I read about it. I hope she gets at least some of the royalties for the completed sold out 45 city national tour. apparently none of the models are.

xo,
widow.l
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eeek
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MY FRIEND JUST LAUNCHED HER OWN SITE, AND ITS SOOOFUCKINGCUTEOMG

http://tortureddaughterinlaws.com/

CHECK IT SUCKA
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icantplayguitar:
we should get together some time, sing karaoke or fight hobos or whathaveyou
icantplayguitar:
graceland is soooo in memphis
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soooo.....


sandra day o'connor has resigned from the supreme court. this leaves us with several possibilities:

"The retirement of Justice O'Connor presents the president with a historic opportunity. He can unite the country and consult with both parties in selecting a moderate, consensus nominee -- someone like Justice O'Connor -- or he can continue down the path he has taken with lower court nominees...
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icantplayguitar:
that's five in a row, i win.

late thursday night, thought i'd try an al green duet
leola76:
Oh Honey, come to Canada!

Things aren't perfect here by any means, but as far as reproductive rights are concerned, we're fairly progressive. Leola will fix you up, good! tongue kiss
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shocked
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icantplayguitar:
tulipbooty, you are my only friend.
jnthn:
awww Ahhhzeeeahhh!!!

I wanna watch that again.

mmmm... there's a picture somewhere of me in front the building where she her friend lives in paris.

somewhere. kiss
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bok
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timmy:
Richmond reminded me of a place where yuppies go to die. I lived on the border of the city of Richmond and Midlothian. I was only there for a year but I still hated it.
swoo:
I would say seeing you enjoy it gives their fixation a form of credibility, in their eyes at least?

Whoa, wait. Way to deep for me.

Urm, how bout them....Dodgers?

[Edited on Jun 11, 2005 3:28AM]
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im not sure thats going to work...

i was amazed by my lack of nerdiness, considering how often ive been called a nerd. i am only nerdier than 14% of people?

SHENS


BEST DEATH METAL BAND NAME THOUGHT OF TO DATE:

vomitron

<a href="http://www.nerdtests.com/ft_nq.php?im"><img src="http://www.nerdtests.com/images/ft/nq.php?val=2543" alt="I...
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leola76:
Hi Hon!

It's nice to see you're still around, how have things been with you lately?

The self-serving, self-absorbed jerk I was dating several months ago is talking to me again, and a couple nights ago he told me all about his latest fling, sparing me no details. In a nutshell, he's been involved in a highly-passionate relationship with this woman. Amazing sex, hours of conversation, excitement, etc...Well, reality has kicked them both in the ass, and issues are beginning to surface. She's decided to stop having sex with him, and he can't handle it. He pulled some nasty, manipulating guilt-trip bullshit with her one night when he couldn't control himself, and told her the lack of sex made him feel unloved. He said this knowing full and well that she's had serious issues with men. So since then, she's not sure if they can actually maintain the relationship, and it scares the shit out him, because he's become so emotionally involved with her, and the ball is now in her court. Maybe I'm a selfish bitch for saying it, but after the way he treated me, I feel totally vindicated by his karmic suffering. I made a point of telling him that too!

As for that thing I was hoping for, that was a job as a line-producer at another production company, but that didn't work out. So as it stands, I'm still applying for other jobs....hopefully I can find a new one by the fall!

kiss kiss kiss
icantplayguitar:
it's friday, i hope your happy
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so theres these political blah blah blah tests im finding on the INTERALONETS

theyre fun because its kinda like the IR version of the "are you a weekend slut" cosmo quiz

check it out--are you a commie?

my results:

Your Score

Your scored -5.5 on the Moral Order axis and 1.5 on the Moral Rules axis.

Matches

The following items best match your...
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icantplayguitar:
EL SUICIDO LOCO
kurtz:
where are you? i barely know thee!!!