I couldn't help but notice just how beautiful her breasts were, though I know I should have been focusing on her sparkling personality...so kill me, I am only a man. If she didn't want me to look, why the hell was she wearing that low-cut shirt that accentuated the shadows of her skin just-so? It is a crime to be that beautiful, that blessed, and have an IQ of 150. 
And I so want to be arrested!
And I so want to be arrested!