It's been raining cats and dogs here lately. For days. It's not so bad ECXEPT: there's a huge ass waterbug 
in my bedroom. On the fucking wall. I'm creeped out by them and most all bugs as it is *shudders*. I tried to be brave and swat it. No go, mofo FLEW. I didn't know them shits flew...ewww. Now before you go thinking I'm a pussy, hear me out. I'm from NYC so I'm USED TO bugs, roaches, but not FLYING bugs.
in my bedroom. On the fucking wall. I'm creeped out by them and most all bugs as it is *shudders*. I tried to be brave and swat it. No go, mofo FLEW. I didn't know them shits flew...ewww. Now before you go thinking I'm a pussy, hear me out. I'm from NYC so I'm USED TO bugs, roaches, but not FLYING bugs. 
MAYBE THEY ALREADY DO.
HOPE IT STOPPED RAINING.
OH, AND THANKS!