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Monday Sep 06, 2004

Sep 6, 2004
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WHEW! I am FLYING high right now...no, not from what you *think*. Try putting polyeurethane on a wall in a *very* tiny bathroom with some shitty ventilation. OMG, this is crazy! I am seriously high!! I have two more coats to put up, and I am not sure I am going to be able to. Think I'll have to bust out the oh-so-sexy hospital mask before I go back in. Yikes! Get me off of this crazy ride. Boo-yah~ puke

I also fixed TWO toilets in the house today. The bonus of homeownership of a condo that is nearly as old as I am, AND had nothing done to it before we moved in. No wonder the "kept man" next door has been gutting the place out for his sugar mamma! On a side note...the whole "kept man" thing is just driving me crazy! I want to know how an adorable guy like that is being kept by his much older sugar mamma. I met her, and she's not a MILF, or anything even close to Stifler's Mom- THEN it would be okay. But, this just seems wierd to me. She's there some times, but mostly during the week. I am too nosy for my own good sometimes, but it's just too juicy not to think up stories in my head about them- the lonely but married woman meeting the hot construction worker younger man. She buys him a house that he can flip for her, and she can keep her eye on him. Hmm..,maybe I'll start writing again and come up with something about them. A thought...

Okay, I gotta lie down...
..room...starting...to...spin.... skull
tulipbooty:
what the fuck? i thought that shit was only real in dirty erotica collections i borrowed from my dirty friends
i used to have a fantasy involving nubile men and women i could paint and pose and just leave in a room
and fuck, of course, whenever i wanted
i am also no MILF, of course....
girl, you are going to fuck yourself up with this paint
take a break, its dangerous to get all extra up ons the chemicals
smile
Sep 7, 2004
fatale:
interesting...
Sep 7, 2004

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