Apparently, I accidentally stirred crack into my coffee this morning, because I have done the unthinkable.
I agreed to take my 13 year old niece to the midnight Harry Potter release at Barnes and Noble.
I just spent an hour in line to get a wristband that will entitle us to join the hoard of muggles getting facepainted, and eating free candy. The goddam Starbucks in there better still be open, or I predict some of the adults will snap.
I haven't stood in line for a wristband since the Stars' Stanley Cup Finals tickets went on sale.
Pray for me.
I agreed to take my 13 year old niece to the midnight Harry Potter release at Barnes and Noble.
I just spent an hour in line to get a wristband that will entitle us to join the hoard of muggles getting facepainted, and eating free candy. The goddam Starbucks in there better still be open, or I predict some of the adults will snap.
I haven't stood in line for a wristband since the Stars' Stanley Cup Finals tickets went on sale.
Pray for me.
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I am feeling much better thank you, but I think my b/f is absolutely freaked out. I guess it is to be expected. Can you imagine someone 42 who has never dated someone with mental illness? I guess it comes from being from England. America, drives you to insanity.
Anywho, this is absolutely hysterical, but I think other than trying to stay up that late, it should actually be quite cute.
Thanks for commenting on my photoset. I'm glad you liked it. Semi-public nudity, is pretty fun.