Random Childhood Memory #25646-A:
When I was little, we lived in a rural area outside of town surrounded by orchards and vineyards. We had five undeveloped acres of our own. It was a great place to live for a kid; my friends and I would run around the orchards playing our war games, pretending that the bangs meant to scare off birds were enemies shooting...
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When I was little, we lived in a rural area outside of town surrounded by orchards and vineyards. We had five undeveloped acres of our own. It was a great place to live for a kid; my friends and I would run around the orchards playing our war games, pretending that the bangs meant to scare off birds were enemies shooting...
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Yesterday, the local newspaper ran an article in the food section about pie. A panel of experts sampled a bunch of pies from bakeries around town, and mine were voted #2!
Because I am that damn good.
Because I am that damn good.
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unravled:
In your case, no. Don't worry about it. 
unravled:
Better than all your time on a porn site where you haven't actually looked at any of the porn in weeks, I guess.
See the cute little guy in my profile picture? The guy with the hat, not the sunglasses.
He's three years old today!
He's three years old today!
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unravled:
Do you actually call him L'il Willie? That sounds kinda dirty.
someozone:
apparently in california business causal means slacks, dress shirt, and nice shoes? beats me
My Momma raised a devil child!
My Momma's got a good reason to cry!
I walk along the old dirt road
Not a lot in my pocket but a pocket of soul
My Papa drove over life
Lived every day on the edge of a knife
Left me and my Mom when I was six years old
'Cause the blood in his veins be ice...
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My Momma's got a good reason to cry!
I walk along the old dirt road
Not a lot in my pocket but a pocket of soul
My Papa drove over life
Lived every day on the edge of a knife
Left me and my Mom when I was six years old
'Cause the blood in his veins be ice...
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_sarah_:
Thanks. I liked your wolf whistle.
unnecessaryz:
Dude, it's not that I'm missing Chopper Chicks in Zombie Town, it's the fact that someone STOLE from me! Okay, and I miss the successful blending of zombie camp and lesbian undertones.
Won't some sweet mama
Come and take a chance on me
'Cause I ain't so bad
Come and take a chance on me
'Cause I ain't so bad
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unravled:
That's the funniest thing I've read today. Still, I think the word "own" might be a little un-PC. I'm not gonna tell him that, if you don't mind.
_sarah_:
FEAR ME!!!
Okay, beer #4, here we go.
unravled:
Is it good beer, at least?
At work yesterday I got stung by a bee. Now by arm's itchin' like hell. And the arm would hurt when I'd hit bumps while riding my bike today.
That's all. Life's quite mundane lately.
That's all. Life's quite mundane lately.
unnecessaryz:
Did you get stung by a bee or shot with a pussy-bullet? I can't tell by the way you're talking.
_sarah_:
I think so... we'd obviously had an exchange (in my journal) about my profile picture. Look at our comments.
http://suicidegirls.com/boards/Dirty+Talk/36544/page4/
I'd been holding my stuffed dog, which you kept calling a bear. It carried into that thread. Heh.
http://suicidegirls.com/boards/Dirty+Talk/36544/page4/
I'd been holding my stuffed dog, which you kept calling a bear. It carried into that thread. Heh.
Nachos!
And Beer!
And Beer!
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ophelia:
oh my, you caught on to my devious plan!
st_expedite:
By the way-- good comments on that ridiculous "kerry is no better than bush thread." Even if you are, you know, a foreigner and all.
I experienced baking as a spectator sport today.
The bakery where I'm working right now is on a 25 acre orchard way out in the country. They also do a dinner theatre thing every friday, as well as catering a lunch for bicycle tour that comes every monday. Normally, there's hardly anyone around, being out in the country, but when these tours come through, it's...
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The bakery where I'm working right now is on a 25 acre orchard way out in the country. They also do a dinner theatre thing every friday, as well as catering a lunch for bicycle tour that comes every monday. Normally, there's hardly anyone around, being out in the country, but when these tours come through, it's...
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lulumae:
The Notebook. Sigh. What I didn't mention was at the end of the movie, it was so corny that I actually started laughing uncontrollably. But, like, inappropriate laughing because there was death and all the women in the audience were crying and I was trying not to make any sound because I was afraid everyone would get mad. So I laughed so hard I was sure I was going to either barf or tee-tee in my pants.
So yes, I'm a chick. But a very strange one at that.
So yes, I'm a chick. But a very strange one at that.
vader_____:
hey, it is cool to have you back man
Heres a little story from my trip:
On our last night in Cuba, we stayed in a mid-range hotel together so that wed all be in one place when the bus came at 7am to take us to the airport. We had a party with the Cuban students with whom we had been spending quite a bit of time over the previous month at the...
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On our last night in Cuba, we stayed in a mid-range hotel together so that wed all be in one place when the bus came at 7am to take us to the airport. We had a party with the Cuban students with whom we had been spending quite a bit of time over the previous month at the...
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unravled:
You can't just go around randomly posting pictures of dildos and not expect consequences, you know.