trixel

The deeper I fall, boys,
the higher I go

-Roll Me on Home by Oh Susanna

I feel like when I had mono: tired with a really sore throat. I think they are about to crucify me at work for lost work days. I'd probably make a nice cautionary display between the two vending machines in the lunchroom. *ponders* Or at the very least, 20 minutes off the phone for everyone while I'm publicly flogged. *ponders*

Ok, the second option makes me tingly. I'm not gonna be able to look at my boss with a straight face today, imagining him wielding a cat. *grin* I'd be willing to help out at work with corporal discipline. I'm the perfect candidate for the job. I've got experience, skill and passion for it. Can you imagine a workplace where they instituted a Corporate Dominatrix? I wonder how many galley masters were sexual sadists.

In case you're wondering about the elephant, it's something louys whipped (teehee) up for me on request a few months ago. He's incredibly talented, and here's proof: the we make icons for you thread. You should also check out that old thread where people photoshopped members and sgs together. His were flawless.

Off I go to get ready for my discipline (I do have a meeting to discuss my absences.)