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Tuesday Jul 06, 2004

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interesting and little-known facts about SG-burlesque star Sicily=

- up close she smells vaguely like the ass-end of a mule

- her voice calls to mind the death throes of a harpooned whale

- her laugh is like a wildebeast in heat

- there is poop under her fingernails

and most charming of all=

- while i was relating a very interesting story to her, she held up her finger as if to say 'hold on', then proceeded to pass gas loudly and fan the gas toward me, all the while snorting like a wildebeast.


CONCLUSION:

i love that lady!!!
VIEW 3 of 3 COMMENTS
juliana:
So finally this happens. Rad.

... and did I not tell you she was one awesome mama?
Jul 7, 2004
sicily:
hahahaha FUCKING HA! you forgot to mention the part where i shat on your face in a busy intersection. that was delightful!
Jul 9, 2004

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