trismegistus

interesting and little-known facts about SG-burlesque star Sicily=

- up close she smells vaguely like the ass-end of a mule

- her voice calls to mind the death throes of a harpooned whale

- her laugh is like a wildebeast in heat

- there is poop under her fingernails

and most charming of all=

- while i was relating a very interesting story to her, she held up her finger as if to say 'hold on', then proceeded to pass gas loudly and fan the gas toward me, all the while snorting like a wildebeast.


CONCLUSION:

i that lady!!!