Thursday Feb 26, 2004

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Happy Birthday to me
Happy Birthday to me
Happy Birthday dear trismegistus
Happy Birthday to me

p.s.

KISS MY ASS.

skull love skull love skull love skull love skull


p.p.s.

check out the adorable new photo i added to my pics. DO IT NOW.

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sicily:
hey! fucking swollen ass blister!! it's NOT your birthday anymore...no, today is the day where i remove your left thumb with a rusty hatchet! puke puke puke puke smile
naja_haje:
E-Prime rang a dull bonk in my cluttered mind. I read Illuminatus! back in '92 and never received it back after I lent it out. Hopefully it never rested in any one person's keep.

Standard English
Trismegistus is a goat felcher.

English Prime
Trismegistus appears to be felching a goat when he wears its ass as a hat.

[Edited on Mar 04, 2004 11:56AM]

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