CHARLES DEXTER WARD SAYS
I'm in a much much colder part of the world now but fortunately the heat in my building makes it feel like New Orleans in August. You will be interested to know that my male appendage froze off early last week and I was just about to ship it to Sicily via priority mail (so that she could add it to the collection of fake/dismembered phalluses on her fireplace mantle) when I suddenly realized that we had some Elmer's rubber cement on hand. And I swear by God's word that with Elmer's help I fixed myself right up. However, things will never be the same. I think it was Hall and Oates (actually the Righteous Brothers) that said, You've lost that loving feeling.
And now it's gone, gone, gone.
Whoa-oh, yeah.
Y Muchas Gracias to everyone who wrote obituaries for the thought-to-be-dead trismegistus. I loved each and every one of them.
I'm in a much much colder part of the world now but fortunately the heat in my building makes it feel like New Orleans in August. You will be interested to know that my male appendage froze off early last week and I was just about to ship it to Sicily via priority mail (so that she could add it to the collection of fake/dismembered phalluses on her fireplace mantle) when I suddenly realized that we had some Elmer's rubber cement on hand. And I swear by God's word that with Elmer's help I fixed myself right up. However, things will never be the same. I think it was Hall and Oates (actually the Righteous Brothers) that said, You've lost that loving feeling.
And now it's gone, gone, gone.
Whoa-oh, yeah.
Y Muchas Gracias to everyone who wrote obituaries for the thought-to-be-dead trismegistus. I loved each and every one of them.
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Recently we had a lady squatting in the front yard of the duplex next door. My roomates and i think she was selling stolen goods out of her tent. Apparently one of the tenants 'sub-rented' his apartment while he did jail time. One of the 'sub-renters' was in an accident and had a nasty leg wound. Since she could not work they couldn't pay rent. Her boyfriend decided this was the perfect time to say "You're on your own, bitch. I'm outta here."
Now that's love.