Time: 23.29 PST
Music: the fan belt on my jalopy ass fucking computer
Drink: purified water with a hint of cat piss
Body of text.
Blah Blah Blah. Rant Rant Rant. Blah Blah Blah.
Either/or question.
If you had to choose between:
* a hundred million dollars tax free
OR
* a red hot poker shoved seventeen inches up your ass
which would you choose?
Nocturnal admission.
The present author has spent the better part of this day with a Hollywood hard-on.
Follow up question.
What the Devil does that mean?
Numbers be gettin ill. Check it.
111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321.
Shit is tight.
Dramatisation.
I can suck melancholy out of a shitty song as a wiccan weasel sucks Faberg eggs widdershins on the equinox. (Song: Against All Odds by Phil 'I should just fucking die already' Collins)
Q & A.
?
.
Closing.
Go forth with your fifth across the Firth of Forth and if you see her give my best to dear old Nessie.
X.
Music: the fan belt on my jalopy ass fucking computer
Drink: purified water with a hint of cat piss
Body of text.
Blah Blah Blah. Rant Rant Rant. Blah Blah Blah.
Either/or question.
If you had to choose between:
* a hundred million dollars tax free
OR
* a red hot poker shoved seventeen inches up your ass
which would you choose?
Nocturnal admission.
The present author has spent the better part of this day with a Hollywood hard-on.
Follow up question.
What the Devil does that mean?
Numbers be gettin ill. Check it.
111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321.
Shit is tight.
Dramatisation.
I can suck melancholy out of a shitty song as a wiccan weasel sucks Faberg eggs widdershins on the equinox. (Song: Against All Odds by Phil 'I should just fucking die already' Collins)
Q & A.
?
.
Closing.
Go forth with your fifth across the Firth of Forth and if you see her give my best to dear old Nessie.
X.
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Have you heard the one about the russian author that committed suicide?
he jumped off his last novel.
bleh.. i rarely get depressed but when i do i like to go for long walks. as i walked tonite i passed a man that offered to read my tarot and i declined. of course i regret this because i might have made a real connection to a complete stranger, but then again i felt like an open book.. and he looked like the reaper.