Half man, half maniac, all super badass.
He fights crime and does crime with incredible sass.
He's a super funny guy, ambitious too,
But when it comes to being serious, he doesn't have a clue.
Life's good and life's short, he wants to laugh when he can.
And the funniest things happen in life when you don't have a plan.
So he doesn't, he wings it, and always makes it through,
Though not always in one piece, sometimes two.
He wears red and black and has emotional white eyes
That show when he's angry, happy or when he cries.
He may be funny, but he ain't no fool!
Who is this cleaner of our gene pool?