A beautiful, blue scientist from far, far away,
From another solar system in our Milky Way.
She is smart and agile and has telekinetic powers,
Her life is so long, comparatively, humans live for hours.
An asari that has stood by the great Shepard's side.
She has stared into the abyss, when many would hide.
A lover and a fighter, ordered to destroy and defend,...
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Half man, half maniac, all super badass.
He fights crime and does crime with incredible sass.
He's a super funny guy, ambitious too,
But when it comes to being serious, he doesn't have a clue.
Life's good and life's short, he wants to laugh when he can.
And the funniest things happen in life when you don't have a plan.
So he doesn't, he wings...
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An ancient darkness,come back from the grave.
Ultimate power he'll harness, and make each of us a slave.
Our skies will become grey and dark as a storm blots out the sun.
Lightning will strike and leave it's mark because a war has begun.
One between the forces of right and the forces of a thunder god.
The evil will darken the day into night,...
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No ninja is more stealthy then she can be,
Better known as the last thing you'll never see.
Entrusted to protect the women of Old Town
Buyers are taken to heaven, thieves are taken down.
Watching the streets from the roofs high above,
Making sure the men are giving the right kind of love.
If they aren't buying what the ladies are selling,
Their screams...
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Save your children! Keep them up at night!
If you fail to do so, prepare for a horrific sight.
You'll find in the morning that your child is dead.
Torn to ribbons and destroyed in their own bed.
You may blame a burglar, but it's not as it seems,
What actually killed your child was in their dreams.
A demon with a grudge for a...
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Rejected by his own father, he can not grin,
A man made monster that is made of men.
The monster, created in a storm, is electrically powered.
He was not accepted by the humanity he comparatively towered.
This other monster is a horrible beast,
One night every month it hunts for it's feast.
By day it's human, like you or me.
It's only when they've...
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I'm thinking of a man more then 6 ft. tall,
That is on the minds of many in the fall.
When the air is cold, and the wind gives us a chill,
We are entertained by this man, we like to watch him kill.
However, he wasn't always a master of death,
As a scared child a bunch of bullies stole his breath,
They tossed...
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To reach the top of a mountain, men needed to hike it,
And at the top was a monster, and I am a lot like it.
This creature, like I, would riddle to the common man,
Let them keep their lives if they answered correct, if they can.
Failure means someone is going to die,
But I, unlike this being, can't eat an entire guy....
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There weren't nothin' growin' on his farm,
But that changed when, from space, came great harm.
At first it was a god send, something truly great,
But by the time he found out the truth, it was too late.
The meteorite crashed and infected all the land,
It even infected the farmer, beginning with his hand.
For the land it was a miracle, like none...
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Floors covered in blood because the chain never stops going,
Limbs are steadily dismembered and heads keep rolling.
Our slayers body count keeps growing,
But she's a hero to those in the knowing.
She's a surgeon, removing souls that's evil is pure.
For this disease, murder is the only cure.
Slicing and dicing the zombie hordes,
All of this while listening to heavy metal chords....
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With Wrath, this creature was brought into being
By Poseidon, to punish an impious king.
His mother a queen, his father a bull,
It hungers for human flesh, and is never full.
A lair was built to hide the beast
And sacrifices were sent in for it to feast.
A man named Theseus was the one to kill it
Separating it's head from it's body...
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Men are half the size of these wrathful beasts
That like to imprison humans to eat in their feasts.
They are tall, hairy, and extremely strong
And the wild hair they grow tends to be quite long.
The first of their kind were blacksmiths by trade,
But as time went on their intellect began to fade.
Now they live in caves and tear people apart,...
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