A poor girl that's cool and kind,
Even though she has lost most of her mind.
To an insane universe, very different from our own,
Is where she travels and where she has grown.
It's not her home, that burned down,
And the asylum she's locked in gives her nothing but a frown.
So she escapes into her own brain
which reflects just how much...
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Adultery is a serious crime,
Even when you may not serve time.
That's what this man and woman learned from Dick,
Technically Richard, but the nickname does stick.
Richard took them to the beach, buried them to their neck,
Then let the tide take them, not leaving a single speck.
At night, however, when it's spooky and black,
These star-crossed lovers did come back.
They...
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A girl smooth to touch with nice headlights
Who has seen her fair share of violent fights.
Most of them she doesn't start, but she finishes them,
And they always conclude very macabre and grim.
Her man is Arnie, a short, unpopular high-schooler,
Who, with this girl's help, could become the school ruler.
Arnie was mostly deprived of a woman's touch,
So he's completely taken...
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He's loud and annoying and his voice drives people crazy,
Not to mention, in a world of chaos, he can be kinda lazy.
He tell his "minions" where to go and what to kill,
And in return, they get some money and improved skill.
He's not liked, but he's not worth the bullet to kill him,
Especially when there are other ways to kill that...
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His home is a place of leaves and wood,
While there are many recounts, most say he's good.
Because he's different, he was a monster that ate babies.
Now, after much thinking, he's kind and eats berries.
Several feet tall and extremely hairy,
A form so primitive he can look quite scary
He stays in hiding, afraid of being seen,
Because people aren't understanding and...
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A spoiled, bitchy, mean, little girl,
So hateful and rude it'll make you want to hurl.
She lives in Townsville, a place usually happy and sunny.
And while most other villains are monsters, her power is money.
She can buy laser goggles, purchase strong armor,
And body enhancing tech, so it can be hard to harm her.
The Powerpuff Girls are the bane of her...
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He killed many Nazis during World War II,
Killing Hitler and his Reich to cover just a few.
An extremely awesome badass that loves blood and gore,
While most people get tired of violence, he wants more.
His prowess as a soldier is due to his rage
And his arms, baseball bat, and young age.
You see, he's not just a soldier, but also a...
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A zombie-slaying hero that's loved by many,
I dare you to find one of his haters. You can't! There aren't any!
He wears some type of jacket pr hunting vest,
One that lets his arms breath and covers his chest.
He started-off the apocalypse with his brother Merle,
Who got hand-cuffed to a roof and fell into major peril.
This pissed-off our hero, but he...
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He's a master in the art of making love,
In fact in the climax, his mover might see a dove.
He's also a slayer of a mythical lizard,
He's also been known to go by "The Unicorn Wizard."
The master of Attitude City, which may or may not be a real place.
The teacher of dinosaur laser-fights in space.
He's a very happy guy, never...
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He was a magnificent surgeon for his time,
Back when you could buy a hamburger for less than a dime.
He was brilliant, innovative, and a leader in medical science,
Finding life-saving techniques and the occasional surgical appliance.
But, like many great men, he had a huge flaw,
One that, as it got worse, more people saw.
He was incredibly addicted to cocaine,
And when...
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A woman that's kind to anybody,
Except when they are evil, then she gets bloody.
A sweet, pretty woman with an aptitude for engineering,
She is able to decipher engine problems with her acute hearing.
How she came to be on the Serenity is a funny story,
And since then she has been a big part of it's fame and glory.
Her lover is a...
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A man that's special for reasons he doesn't know
That goes from life to life barely having time to grow.
He played Hockey, was an office drone, then drove a cab,
Was unemployed, a drugged out junkie, and than an experiment in a lab.
He's haunted by monsters so dark, shadowy, and grim,
But while he's afraid of monsters, they are also afraid of him....
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