Shared this on Twitter but I figured I’d share here as it was my WTF laugh for the day
So picture this - I’m walking through GameStop, minding my own business, when from behind a game rack this child quickly CRABWALKS towards me, head cocked to the side like it’s been possessed by the devil.
It’s things like this that remind me that I’m not built to have children because when I tell you I was ready to defend my life by any means, I mean it.
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immutable:
Haha, hope ya had some Holy water or a crucifix to defend yourself haha
elixic:
Lol! When I worked at game stop there were always kids who would just come in and hang out and talk about video games, that part was fun! There was one time right before Christmas when so many kids and their parents were coming through looking for things, and at some point a kid left one of those sticky rubber toys on a shelf. We found it and we fiddling with it behind the counter, and during a slow period when no one was there we were taking turns trying to get it stuck to the ceiling. We succeeded, and it was right above the cash register, this big orange spot on the ceiling we knew we'd have to clean off after hours when we could get a ladder out. Almost as soon as we got it stuck the kid and their mom came back into the store asking about it, and we all just looked at her and then looked at the ceiling and she left shaking her head. :D oops!