This may end up lengthy, feel free to skim if you must. How was the weekend lovelies? Thankfully, the loves of my life, ohash and DevilsReject were my saving graces. I started by working all day waiting on high schoolers Thursday. After that was Havana, which I'm glad other ppl enjoyed, but it just wasn't my cup of tea that time. Between bitchiness, creepiness, and general douchebaggery I was beginning to feel a little claustrophobic and completely surrounded.
Although I wanted to hang out with a select few of the ladies and Oz_the_Vamp longer, I had to escape to Skully's with a group. The group turned into just me and the uncomfortable feeling returned. Eventually I found the wonderful sucof and our friend Dez and we danced the night away. I had a good time, I miss booty shaking very much. Copper, Meow, and Annisa showed up fashionably late and threw in some more extreme fun. I was too tired to join them to continue the party though so home to bed.
The next morning I snuck quietly around the house cleaning so as not to wake my company. My friend whom I never see was supposed to come down for the weekend so I didn't want to appear like too much of a dirty college kid. We went to get Ash's tattoo worked on some more and as the day progressed I realized I was being stood up. No returned texts, no calls, nothing, the entire weekend, from someone who I have seen online since then and is supposed to be a good friend. Thank you. If you don't know the awesomeness of being back burnered of blown off by multiple people in less than a 24hr period, you should check it out, it's an awesome feeling.
Needless to say I was a bit bitter but Rob n Ash are the best friends a person could ever have. They did their best to check in on me and keep me smiling, even as I was forced to work again on Sat, despite my request off. I did get off at one job, but apparently they forgot, since they came to my other work and bitched about how I didn't show up for my shift. Classy, real classy. After work Rob and Ash bought me this, which I have been wanting for about 2yrs now:
It hurt like a bitch and I may or may not have broken Rob's hand. For whatever reason, the right side is much more swollen, causing it to look crooked. I hope that doesn't affect the way it heals. Oh yeah, and here are the pics of the new ink that I mentioned last time, nothing too big. The wrists mean "fortunate fall" in Latin and the symbol is "compassion."
Anyways, after the piercing we went to Vanity to see the loveliness that is our friends. I sipped small amounts of wine through a mixing straw and looked all kinds of classy. Besides spending time with 5 of the coolest ppl ever, this conversation was the highlight of my night:
Everyone went out to smoke and I, being the only non-smoker, stayed at the table to watch the drinks.
Random Overweight Obnoxious Drunk Old Asshole: Those are a lot of bottles you have there
Me: -shrug- Yep, I guess so
Guy: You look like a fucking alcoholic with all that
Me: Orrrr I'm the only non-smoker and I'm guarding the drinks from creepy old men that would approach the table while we are gone
Guy: (tries to sit next to me and I pull the chair closer so he can't so he sits directly behind me yelling in my ear) You are so fucking rude. I didn't come here to be treated like that from some bitch
Me: Well, I don't work here, I don't have to be nice to you. I came to see the girls, just like you.
Guy: You came to see the girls? You rude bitch. You see that onstage? Is that what you want, you fucking dyke?
Me: (I make the talking/ yapping motion with my hand until he stops)
Guy: You are the rudest bitch ever. You and your friends are probably all fat rude dyke bitches anyways. Unbelievable.
Me: (I sit there trying not to laugh out loud, and flipping him off over my shoulder without bothering to turn)
Guy: I hope your fucking chardonnay tastes wonderful.
Me: (now laughing uncontrollably)
Guy: Pssh, uh, well, shove your chardonnay up your ass
Me: (calming down, still flipping him off until Rob returns and he shuts up, then he sees Holly, Lacy, and Crystal come sit with us and leaves after some mean looks and gestures from Holly and seeing how hot they all are.)
Apparently maturity and age are not exclusive. Mkay, I am going to go try to win a Kone vacuum on ebay that I've been wanting. I'm so goddamn domestic lol.
Although I wanted to hang out with a select few of the ladies and Oz_the_Vamp longer, I had to escape to Skully's with a group. The group turned into just me and the uncomfortable feeling returned. Eventually I found the wonderful sucof and our friend Dez and we danced the night away. I had a good time, I miss booty shaking very much. Copper, Meow, and Annisa showed up fashionably late and threw in some more extreme fun. I was too tired to join them to continue the party though so home to bed.
The next morning I snuck quietly around the house cleaning so as not to wake my company. My friend whom I never see was supposed to come down for the weekend so I didn't want to appear like too much of a dirty college kid. We went to get Ash's tattoo worked on some more and as the day progressed I realized I was being stood up. No returned texts, no calls, nothing, the entire weekend, from someone who I have seen online since then and is supposed to be a good friend. Thank you. If you don't know the awesomeness of being back burnered of blown off by multiple people in less than a 24hr period, you should check it out, it's an awesome feeling.
Needless to say I was a bit bitter but Rob n Ash are the best friends a person could ever have. They did their best to check in on me and keep me smiling, even as I was forced to work again on Sat, despite my request off. I did get off at one job, but apparently they forgot, since they came to my other work and bitched about how I didn't show up for my shift. Classy, real classy. After work Rob and Ash bought me this, which I have been wanting for about 2yrs now:
It hurt like a bitch and I may or may not have broken Rob's hand. For whatever reason, the right side is much more swollen, causing it to look crooked. I hope that doesn't affect the way it heals. Oh yeah, and here are the pics of the new ink that I mentioned last time, nothing too big. The wrists mean "fortunate fall" in Latin and the symbol is "compassion."
Anyways, after the piercing we went to Vanity to see the loveliness that is our friends. I sipped small amounts of wine through a mixing straw and looked all kinds of classy. Besides spending time with 5 of the coolest ppl ever, this conversation was the highlight of my night:
Everyone went out to smoke and I, being the only non-smoker, stayed at the table to watch the drinks.
Random Overweight Obnoxious Drunk Old Asshole: Those are a lot of bottles you have there
Me: -shrug- Yep, I guess so
Guy: You look like a fucking alcoholic with all that
Me: Orrrr I'm the only non-smoker and I'm guarding the drinks from creepy old men that would approach the table while we are gone
Guy: (tries to sit next to me and I pull the chair closer so he can't so he sits directly behind me yelling in my ear) You are so fucking rude. I didn't come here to be treated like that from some bitch
Me: Well, I don't work here, I don't have to be nice to you. I came to see the girls, just like you.
Guy: You came to see the girls? You rude bitch. You see that onstage? Is that what you want, you fucking dyke?
Me: (I make the talking/ yapping motion with my hand until he stops)
Guy: You are the rudest bitch ever. You and your friends are probably all fat rude dyke bitches anyways. Unbelievable.
Me: (I sit there trying not to laugh out loud, and flipping him off over my shoulder without bothering to turn)
Guy: I hope your fucking chardonnay tastes wonderful.
Me: (now laughing uncontrollably)
Guy: Pssh, uh, well, shove your chardonnay up your ass
Me: (calming down, still flipping him off until Rob returns and he shuts up, then he sees Holly, Lacy, and Crystal come sit with us and leaves after some mean looks and gestures from Holly and seeing how hot they all are.)
Apparently maturity and age are not exclusive. Mkay, I am going to go try to win a Kone vacuum on ebay that I've been wanting. I'm so goddamn domestic lol.
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By the way, that hamster is the only thing that made me laugh today.