I apologize to anyone and everyone for my super-trashed postings yesterday. I say really weird stuff here when I'm drunk. I have a few random thoughts that I'm gonna put out there now, so enjoy!
-I figured GI joe out. The reason why they have all those machine guns that shoot lasers is because the only ammunition they have is tracer rounds, so they are actually machine guns, but due to the inaccurate graphical representation they look like lasers. Trust me folks, they are really tracer rounds. That's why no one ever dies in GI Joe.
-For 0RGA5M_D0N0R's sake, I'm gonna space between each random thought so he won't bitch about it, but he's probably gonna bitch about this anyways
-El Mariachi (Desperado, Once upon a time in Mexico) could take Rambo's(Rambo, First Blood part II, Rambo III) sorry punk ass any day of the week, even without Enrique Iglesias and the drunk guy. Rambo still kicks ass, and if El Mariachi was Russian, Rambo would rock his socks, but as it stands El Mariachi would win. Not so sure about Il Duce (Boondock Saints) though.
-Tater tots/hasbrowns/mexi-nuggets/any sort of fried potato product at a faux Mexican restaurant is a stupid ass idea.
-Anyone ever see that internet sex show on HBO? (not Real Sex, it was something different) It was very interesting, I recommend catching it if you watch TV at all. I usually don't and when I do I only watch the movie channels which is bullshit, I wish I could only pay for movie channels. Cable is like a big dick in the ass. They fuck you with the cell phones.
-If you use internet explorer, shoot yourself in the head, and then go download Mozilla If you don't use ths program then enjoy all of your popup ads, loser.
-Obligatory NOFX reference:
I wouldnt walk 500 miles when I could fly coach
But almost anything
I wouldnt swim across the nile
Cause I could get a moeisic disentary
I would do almost anything for you
Cause if theres anything you want
Ill probly get it
You tell me what you need
Ill try not to forget it
You need someone to blame
Ill ay I said it
Because whatever didi wants shes gonna get it
I wouldnt climb the highest mountain
Could get a blister, but almost anything
I wouldnt throw coins in a fountain
I might be needing to make a phone call
I'd call you collect whenever I could
I doesnt seem like youre a million
Miles away, no. but maybe one or two
That doesnt mean, I never loved you
Me love you long time, when youre on top of me.
Wow that was lengthy. Sorry.
-I figured GI joe out. The reason why they have all those machine guns that shoot lasers is because the only ammunition they have is tracer rounds, so they are actually machine guns, but due to the inaccurate graphical representation they look like lasers. Trust me folks, they are really tracer rounds. That's why no one ever dies in GI Joe.
-For 0RGA5M_D0N0R's sake, I'm gonna space between each random thought so he won't bitch about it, but he's probably gonna bitch about this anyways
-El Mariachi (Desperado, Once upon a time in Mexico) could take Rambo's(Rambo, First Blood part II, Rambo III) sorry punk ass any day of the week, even without Enrique Iglesias and the drunk guy. Rambo still kicks ass, and if El Mariachi was Russian, Rambo would rock his socks, but as it stands El Mariachi would win. Not so sure about Il Duce (Boondock Saints) though.
-Tater tots/hasbrowns/mexi-nuggets/any sort of fried potato product at a faux Mexican restaurant is a stupid ass idea.
-Anyone ever see that internet sex show on HBO? (not Real Sex, it was something different) It was very interesting, I recommend catching it if you watch TV at all. I usually don't and when I do I only watch the movie channels which is bullshit, I wish I could only pay for movie channels. Cable is like a big dick in the ass. They fuck you with the cell phones.
-If you use internet explorer, shoot yourself in the head, and then go download Mozilla If you don't use ths program then enjoy all of your popup ads, loser.
-Obligatory NOFX reference:
I wouldnt walk 500 miles when I could fly coach
But almost anything
I wouldnt swim across the nile
Cause I could get a moeisic disentary
I would do almost anything for you
Cause if theres anything you want
Ill probly get it
You tell me what you need
Ill try not to forget it
You need someone to blame
Ill ay I said it
Because whatever didi wants shes gonna get it
I wouldnt climb the highest mountain
Could get a blister, but almost anything
I wouldnt throw coins in a fountain
I might be needing to make a phone call
I'd call you collect whenever I could
I doesnt seem like youre a million
Miles away, no. but maybe one or two
That doesnt mean, I never loved you
Me love you long time, when youre on top of me.
Wow that was lengthy. Sorry.
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Peace.
-Josh