Today's journal is brought to you by paragraphs of descending size:
-I hate it when a song pops into my head out of nowhere and then I hear it on the radio like 10 minutes later. That happens more than I'd like to admit. Mostly I wouldn't want to admit it because I'd hate for my unnatural superpower to be occasionally predicting what song I'm going to hear on the radio.
-Today I heard some moron use the phrase "This changes things uno tremendouso." Please, for your own sake, don't make up phrases in languages you don't speak. It makes you sound like a jackass.
-I'm going to get my own Cornish Rex when I can afford it. I wish I could clone Sam, he's awesome. I'm never going to own a normal cat though, I can tell you that.
-I'm really glad I don't drink. No special reason. I'm just happy about that right now.
-I think my depression has subsided for now.
-I haven't smoked since last Thursday.
-I hate it when a song pops into my head out of nowhere and then I hear it on the radio like 10 minutes later. That happens more than I'd like to admit. Mostly I wouldn't want to admit it because I'd hate for my unnatural superpower to be occasionally predicting what song I'm going to hear on the radio.
-Today I heard some moron use the phrase "This changes things uno tremendouso." Please, for your own sake, don't make up phrases in languages you don't speak. It makes you sound like a jackass.
-I'm going to get my own Cornish Rex when I can afford it. I wish I could clone Sam, he's awesome. I'm never going to own a normal cat though, I can tell you that.
-I'm really glad I don't drink. No special reason. I'm just happy about that right now.
-I think my depression has subsided for now.
-I haven't smoked since last Thursday.
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tawnya:
God bless Target. There's a black one, it might be a bit more masculine if you shopping for a satin aviator hat. 
ricerx:
What does paragraph mean?