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Tennessee blows. How the hell did I live here for 18 years?

Tennessee should die in teh fase.
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akirali:
Nope nothing more to the origin story. I guess they left it open ended so they don't muck too much with continuity.
unravled:
Red? Pink? What?
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Today was not the day for passive-aggressiveness.

However, it was apparently the day for passive-aggressive journals.

I can't wait to get back home. and by home, I mean Seattle. and by Seattle I mean Sydni.

I really wish I had someone to talk to right now and no one really seems to be available. frown

I feel like I'm going to be sick. I'm very...
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sydni:
aparently you didn't go right to bed.
sydni:
frown
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The last two weeks have felt like an extremely weird, fucked up, surreal dream. I wish Sydni was here. It's hard to be tough to try and encourage my little sis. She's gotten so big since the last time I saw her. She's grown like a foot taller. Before now I thought she was perpetually six years old because she's looked the same since she...
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mistersatan:
Hey, she's YOUR girlfriend. You handle it.
lemonkid:
Your girlfriend has joined the dark side. I fear for her.

For the exorcism I'll need a pair of funny sunglasses, a large quantity of Ben & Jerry's, and a miniature ukelele.

I think we can get by it.
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Next time we talk it'll be on Tennessee time.

PS: This is what part of the alphabet would look like if Q and R were eliminated.

PPS: Bonus points if you guess correctly what movie that line is from.
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luminaire:
You should totally be all like


I bet they'd love that.
lemonkid:
Ahhhh. My bad.
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Yeah.


So....

my dad died this morning, apparently.

I'm still not really sure what to say about this.

It's so surreal.

I guess this means I'm going back to Tennessee in a few days.
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fallfromgrace:
I see.

Not really sure what else to say. Hang in there, Trev.
mnislahi:
Im so sorry about that. Let me know if i can be of any help. Im so sorry again.
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Unlimited Extra Lives

As a child I used to take my pet turtles and sit them on the stairs, then attempt to stomp on them until I got 1-Ups. Unfortunately I could only get up to like 800 points before I'd fall off and they'd go off flying across the house, typically damaging large floating stacks of bricks that we kept all over and falling...
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cosyne:
Mario was never cool until he got that talking, water-squirting backpack -- and 3 dimension are ALWAYS better than 2.
baka_amerikanjin:
Same chick.
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Know what I hate? When people assume that being in the military is like the movies.

Know what I hate more? When being in the military IS like the movies.

Example: The job I do makes me feel like I'm one of those extras that gets mentioned in the credits as something like:

Sailor standing at door all day long: Trevallion

Yeah. It is that...
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jonc:
Being in the military must be fun, aside from being shot at and stuff.
silverstreak:
Is your uni really that bad? Or do you just get tired of the bellbottom jokes?
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I wish I had a big gun and a gross of ammunition. For those of you that don't know, a gross is 12 dozen, or 144. That'd probably be enough.
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luminaire:
Don't blame me, I didn't change it.
sydni:
gosh! leave your damn house already!
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My computer chair just fuckin TRIED TO KILL ME!
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it_thing_hard_on:
WTF is that?
akirali:
nah, nothing wrong with that. They are all well-writen and the art is top-notch too. smile
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I feel like I"m on the edge of a nervous breakdown. This car situation is just too much stupid for me to handle. I don't know what I'd do without Sydni. She's been helping me out a lot since they repossessed my car, she's about the only thing that's been going right lately, or at least good. She busted her ankle and I was...
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lemonkid:
Of course not. My Minister of Sciene, maybe.
mnislahi:
Dont fall into the darkness.... shocked
Hope everything s'ok. biggrin
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jonc:
Wa de tah my damie
jonc:
Sepotown!
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That's one more kid that'll never go to school.
Never get to fall in love.
Never get to be cool.

Keep on rockin in the free world.

Yeah, song lyrics. Deal with it. tongue
At least I didn't do the whole song. I don't think I could do a harmonica solo justice in print anyways.

By the way, that's just an interim picture until I figure...
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jonc:
OMG YES, SHE HAS DRAGON HORNS AND WHEN SHE SPEAKS FIRE COMES OUT OF HER MOUTH.

when she's nice, she's a white rabbit. blush
jonc:
IT REALLY IS, SHE BURNED MEH ARSE HAIRS!!!