Who you tryin to get crazy with ese? Don't you know I'm loco?
So I remembered that joke I told you guys I forgot in my last journal. It's not so much a joke as it is a silly name, but I'll let you hear it anyways. Its delivery should go something like this:
Joke Teller: Hey, Joke Hearer, have you talked to Haywood lately?...
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So I remembered that joke I told you guys I forgot in my last journal. It's not so much a joke as it is a silly name, but I'll let you hear it anyways. Its delivery should go something like this:
Joke Teller: Hey, Joke Hearer, have you talked to Haywood lately?...
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Somebody give me an idea of what to wear to prom. I've been toying around with the idea of dressing as a comic book character. Not like Captain America or anything, but a more normalish type of character like Spider Jerusalem or even something like the Joker or Two-Face without silly makeup. Any suggestions?
Another thing is, anybody ever had like half the punchline to...
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Another thing is, anybody ever had like half the punchline to...
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fallfromgrace:
hmm. tough one. I don't know comic book characters, so I can't weigh in.
mistersatan:
Yeah, I should update or something.
Saw Sin City last night, I absolutely loved it. It's hands-down the best comic movie ever made. My life is starting to revolve more and more around comic books as it progresses lately. I just bought a load of books, and I think I'm going to start bagging and preserving them. These things are worth some serious money down the line. I also think I'm...
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sigma:
I'll venture back to Florida long enough to get a car and fill it with all of my possessions (which will all fit in the trunk and backseat of a medium sized sedan, incidentally) then moving back to Illinois - the land of my people.
fallfromgrace:
a day of nerding it up is essential to life for the actively nerd male. it's like a pampering foot soak for a metrosexual. or something.
anyways, I remember having this one Superman comic, I think it might have been either the one where he died or the one where he came back to life as the 4 different super people/things... anyways, it was sealed in white plastic with the Superman logo on it. I don't know how much that would be worth, I was planning on saving it to sell but my life took a turn for the worse and now it's gone.
oh well, I still have a copy of Sept. 12, 2001 New York Times. That little piece of National tragedy should be worth something at some point, sadly.
not having money sucks.
anyways, I remember having this one Superman comic, I think it might have been either the one where he died or the one where he came back to life as the 4 different super people/things... anyways, it was sealed in white plastic with the Superman logo on it. I don't know how much that would be worth, I was planning on saving it to sell but my life took a turn for the worse and now it's gone.
oh well, I still have a copy of Sept. 12, 2001 New York Times. That little piece of National tragedy should be worth something at some point, sadly.
not having money sucks.
So apparently when you write about pancakes for three days in a row people get tired of it and they don't say anything, which is totally understandable. Mitch Hedberg died today. Normally I don't give a raggedy rat's ass about celebrities, but this was a funny motherfucker and I was looking forward to his future work. It makes me sad that this happened. Especially because...
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lemonkid:
Yeah and then the guy from the local comic store lent me the first 2 collections. I liked the first one better, but they were both pretty good.
mistersatan:
I was waiting for that.
Geek.
Geek.
I just cooked the worst scrambled eggs I've ever made. I'm not quite sure what went wrong but I have my research team working on it as we speak. The pancakes were good though. I've noticed that I haven't ate any real meat since Sunday...it's like I'm accidentally vegetarian. Eggs and milk are the only animal products I've had. Meat is expensive, yo. I'm broke....
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hypoxian:
are you eating breakfast for every meal?
tjaden:
what moon said.
You'd think pancakes would get old after a while. Apparently Mitch Hedburg was wrong.
I had a very productive psychologist appointment today. I really like talking to that guy, it helps me get quality introspection, which is something I suck at.
I had a very productive psychologist appointment today. I really like talking to that guy, it helps me get quality introspection, which is something I suck at.
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hypoxian:
wow, someone else who know about Mitch Hedburg.
cosyne:
I could eat english muffins with peanut butter forever.
I've been eating pancakes every day for a week. Thanks guys! 
p.s.: I saw all that crap coming. You KNOW what I'm talking about.
p.s.: I saw all that crap coming. You KNOW what I'm talking about.
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silverstreak:
Of course I did. I lurk with the best
mistersatan:
That bites.
So let me clarify. I've had an AOL account for three years. When I first got it I was living in the technologically defunct cesspool of South Carolina, so it was about my only choice for and ISP. I kept it as an ISP for about a year and a half or so, and eventually got broadband, but kept the AOL for use as an...
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unravled:
I hate him. So much.
I also hate AOL.
I also hate AOL.
xixax:
I'm gonna guess it's because you are a big pussy...
Your girlfriend is way hotter and I heard that she only vaporized three cameras before they could capture her awesomeness.
Your girlfriend is way hotter and I heard that she only vaporized three cameras before they could capture her awesomeness.
FUCK AOL.
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unravled:
I don't think I'd want them back if they did.
mnislahi:
Nope. Black and pink!
Easter...the one day of the year that everyone becomes religious. Not trying to insult you if you are religious, I mean, I really respect you for it but it's not my thing. What amazes me is that once a year a lot of people come out of the closet as christians. If you're gonna believe in something, believe whole-heartedly and not annually. That's about all...
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sydni:
I love you and I'm happy mr. jesus died for you.
mistersatan:
I'm going to get you for that.
I can't really think of anything to say right now, but I know you guys are tired of that Thor thing. I saw Be Cool last night, it was a great movie. The Steven Tyler cameo was almost over the top. If there hadn't been so many other cameos it would have been too much, but since there were; hey, what the hell? Let's just...
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tjaden:
Kinda my exact thoughts, actually... the guy seemed to think that it was normal and that I should still be interested in it once they got it fixed...
"It won't even cost you anything for us to fix it!"...
"It won't even cost you anything for us to fix it!"...
You may now refer to me as Thorvallion the God of Thunder, son of the King God Odin. I hail from Asgard and I was sent here by Odin to defend your world against the impending doom of Ragnarok.
Prepare to taste the might of Mjolnir!
Prepare to taste the might of Mjolnir!
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sigma:
Thanks for keeing up with me man, I appreciate it.
sydni:
*sings* Somebody needs to update!
I got stationed on the nicest base in Israel.
SCORE.