trevallion

No, really. I want to make a non-cryptic substantive journal entry, but I can't come up with anything. Sorry guys!

Have you guys seen the American version of The Office? It's a pretty awesome show.

Yeah, that's all I've got.

That's the way the stomach rumbles
That's the way the bee bumbles
That's the way the needle pricks
That's the way the glue sticks
That's the way the potato mashes
That's the way the pan flashes
That's the way the market crashes
That's the way the whip lashes
That's the way the teeth gnashes
That's the way the gravy stains
That's the way the moon...
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I made a hot waitress cry today. It was kind of her fault, but I still felt bad. The rest of the day has been moderately unpleasant.

What'd you do today?

If anyone needs me I'll be nerding it up something fierce in WoW.

I know karate. Voodoo too.
I'm gonna make myself available to you.
I don't need no makeup, I got real scars.
I got hair on my chest.
I look good without a shirt.

I have been in such a foul mood this week.

I got Final Fantasy Origins in the mail last week. That's right, a Playstation (That's Playstation, NOT Playstation 2) remake of a NES game. Unfortunately I started playing horde in World of Warcraft and I'm having a pretty good time with that so I guess I won't get started on Final Fantasy any time soon. Oh the woes of being a nerd!

Have any of...
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I'm stealing internets in The Dalles (The Dalles? What the fuck kind of name is that for a town?). I got tired of driving. The snow on Highway 26 across Mount Hood was total bullshit. I hate that I can never find Parliament Lights outside of a major city.

I thought I had something more interesting to say, but I guess that's it. I really...
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New journal! I got my hair cut yesterday. It's slightly shorter than what it is in that picture up there. To me it looks like I'm balding but no one else probably notices it.

I want to visit Tokyo. There are lots of reasons why, but mostly because I've never left North America and it seems like it would be a cool place to visit....
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I'd really like to go into detail with how 2006 was for me but most of it only makes sense if you're me, you've known me for a really long time (think 10+ years), or you know me extremely well. Suffice it to say that I came out extremely different than I went into it and I feel like a much better person now.

I...
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Getting pulled over for throwing a cigarette butt out the window just because the officer was looking for a reason to run a DUI test is totally lame. Did you guys know that there is a $1025 fine in Washington for throwing a butt out the window? Me neither. He didn't ticket me for it, but jeez. Now I'm all unnerved and unable to sleep....
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I wish I was one of those people that went to photo booths. They always seem to be having the time of their life. You never see picture of an unhappy person in a photo booth. They're all good times and noodle salad.

Not that I'm depressed or anything. On the contrary, I'm probably the happiest nowadays than I've been in about 4 years. I...
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