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Thursday Sep 22, 2005

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LEX: THE SECOND BIRTHDAY PARTY

INT. Living room. LEX (right of frame) is making a deal with SASCHA (left of frame) for a vitally important disc, containing the information he needs to fuel his doomsday device.



LEX: Hand over that disc Sascha. You're standing in the way of the greatest event humankind will ever witness...

SASCHA: You think I don't know what's on this disc don't you? You're so naive. I had the boys at the lab decrypt this ancient piece of shit as soon as it fell into my lap. I'll never hand it over.

LEX: So you must know that I plan to utilise the information to rid the world of all pain and suffering forever. Why wouldn't you want me to do that? You're standing in the way of SCIENCE.

SASCHA: I'M STANDING IN THE WAY OF GENOCIDE!

LEX: FOOL! I WILL CRUSH YOOOOOU!

SASCHA: YAAAARGH!

LEX: GLAGHARGHARGHLARRRRGH!
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I'm pretty sure that's what they were saying anyway. smile
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vitriolicunt:
hey dude.

leaving it here to kill two birds with one stone.

1) my big comment was in no way aimed at you censorship wise; though it is true that you're deletion was ironic, but seriously i was referring to general feeling by some of us mere mortal members that sometimes the censorship (zotting and telling off and telling people to shut up) isnt about what it should be - like getting rid of creeps and psychos and being intimidating, threatening or stalkerish. I think some people feel that way. Thats what i meant.

2)whatja mean, if i knew all the facts, would you still wanna leave? my first response is to say that i don't know and never will, because i will never 'believe' anything about sg or about the archived girls, about the good points of the site and about the bad, because with regards to both sides, NO-ONE other the actual people involved can know the truth, and even that is tainted with their own investment in their version of things.

What i can judge is how people are treated and spoken to on the site when they refer to trying to discern whether the site is run by good people or bad. and i see right before my eyes that many people are told to mind their own business, that not only will they never know, but they have no right to want to know. what the hell is that about?

[Edited on Oct 03, 2005 6:38PM]
Oct 3, 2005
poppystrike:
A stellar performance on Thursday good Sir. Lovely to see you as per. I eagerly await your next funny-stint. Oooh. Maybe you'll be funny on Monday... shocked.
Oct 3, 2005

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