Traumatron reviews Hitchhiker's Guide To the Galaxy
Zaphod: Two heads, and neither of them funny.
Ford: What did you say? what? Was it funny? no? Fine. Speak up next time. Actually - don't bother.
Trillian: Vapid.
Marvin: Redundant.
Arthur: Charmless.
EVALUATION: Tiresome team of dullards zap through space in a catastrophically unfunny fashion whilst missing so many oppurtunities to be funny that it almost becomes funny. BUT IT DOESNT. I have never seen such piss poor handling of subject matter in my short life. Yawn yawn yawn. EVEN YOUR ROBOT BORED ME.
Nice CGI though.
The return of Darth Vader had better live up to expectation or there will be murder in the streets of Brighton. You will not fail me again, UGC cinema.
Zaphod: Two heads, and neither of them funny.
Ford: What did you say? what? Was it funny? no? Fine. Speak up next time. Actually - don't bother.
Trillian: Vapid.
Marvin: Redundant.
Arthur: Charmless.
EVALUATION: Tiresome team of dullards zap through space in a catastrophically unfunny fashion whilst missing so many oppurtunities to be funny that it almost becomes funny. BUT IT DOESNT. I have never seen such piss poor handling of subject matter in my short life. Yawn yawn yawn. EVEN YOUR ROBOT BORED ME.
Nice CGI though.
The return of Darth Vader had better live up to expectation or there will be murder in the streets of Brighton. You will not fail me again, UGC cinema.
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coldandwet:
You have just concisely summed up my exact feelings on hitch hikers(I went to see it after nic warned me). What complete bollocks. Did the actual characters ever interact with one an other. Once on the Ship did Ford have any lines? Star Wars will be amazing!Believe me!
poppystrike:
I can get on the internet, but if you stay on it for too long they start monitoring what sites you're going on etc. So I might just be able to check my hotmail, in a week or two i'll attempt SG. Hehe. I'm SO glad your job is ok too! Check us out, all employed like. Yes I shall indeed be attending Elodie's birthday bash. I do ♥ that girl. I have another friends birthday the day after, but I'm super-human so I can make both. Oh and i've posted in Team Stupid... 
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