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Thursday Apr 21, 2005

Apr 21, 2005
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A cheese discussion.
A tale of cheeses won and lost, as recounted by Traumatron and alwaysbeingblue.

We got a hot crustacean band. says:
so where you getting your cheese from?

Traumatron says:
cheese man!

Traumatron says:
cheese man is in the local market place.

We got a hot crustacean band. says:
you have man... made of cheese!?

Traumatron says:
well, i just call him cheese man.

We got a hot crustacean band. says:
wow! i must go to this market and eat him!

Traumatron says:
i dunno. i think he's made of pretty strong cheese, dude.

We got a hot crustacean band. says:
have you ever eaten black cheese?

Traumatron says:
black cheese is called 'coal', my dear.

Traumatron says:
i strongly doubt the existence of black cheese.

We got a hot crustacean band. says:
it exists. It's from Denmark. It's extreme blue cheese.

Traumatron says:
...seriously?

We got a hot crustacean band. says:
like you can't see anything BUT the mould.

We got a hot crustacean band. says:
and it is BEAUTIFUL!

Traumatron says:
i fear this cheese.

We got a hot crustacean band. says:
it looks gross.

We got a hot crustacean band. says:
but mmm.

We got a hot crustacean band. says:
i'll bring you some back from sweden when i go.

We got a hot crustacean band. says:
you can get it from there.

Traumatron says:
wow!

We got a hot crustacean band. says:
me and my dad LOVE blue cheese, so when i bought it back he almost died with joy.

Traumatron says:
my god.

We got a hot crustacean band. says:
oooh Im in the mood for cheese now.

Traumatron says:
me too. but i will have to wait till tomorrow. a fat couple got in between me and cheese man today. so i lost my shit - and had to leave. i did all of this quite inconspicuously, however.

We got a hot crustacean band. says:
huh? what did the fat couple do?

Traumatron says:
stood in the way of my required cheeses. for an extended period of time.

We got a hot crustacean band. says:
oooh. I see the problem.

We got a hot crustacean band. says:
they were too full of cheese to let you in.

Traumatron says:
pretty much.

Traumatron says:
I've put them on my list of people that i intend to strangle with their own tongues.
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IN OTHER NEWS:

:: Things are shaping up nicely for my birthday bash, thankyou to those who sent mail and ran around making all sorts of travel arangements, It's really very sweet of you.

:: I have a job interview tomorrow, for another job that i dont want. however, I'm desperate and it'll do until something slightly less painful comes along. It'll be telesales. nuff said.

:: I went to see DJ Format last night - thanks to my buddy Krister the DJ, who had a spare free ticket. I now consider myself 'skooled'. I didn't wave my hands in the like i just didnt care, though.

:: With the cash coming from my folks, i intend to get a DVD burner (at last) and possibly a web-cam. we shall see.

Proper update after the horrific aftermath of my impending b.day.

kiss
VIEW 25 of 62 COMMENTS
munch:
just wanted to say thanks to you and nic for the weekend - i had a great time (apart from the obvious = grrr), and i appreciate the "being put up-ness".

hope you had a great time...i wanna come down again btw... wink
Apr 26, 2005
deleteddelete:
I was really sad I couldn't make it man. I didn't even find an internet connection to send you a stupid birthday message frown Ah well, I'll make up for it next year eh. Hope you had a goodun smile

I'm probably worrying about nothing with all this Chicago malarkey. There's a good chance it won't even happen. It would be a fucking great opportunity though. I'm just a little freaked out at the moment because everything is happening at once. It's more than my little country bumpkin brain can cope with frown
Apr 26, 2005

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