TRAUMATRON'S BIRTHDAY PARTY OF DOOM
Come celebrate the maturing of SGUK's resident zombie/robot hybrid! See him morph hideously from sprightly young thing to doddering geriatric! Marvel as his attire changes from funky fresh to geography teacher style stale!
PAY ATTENTION:
Party at my place, Saturday April 23rd.
There will be venturing to a nice pub, to get slowly fucked up during the day, and maybe movies or something later on. Depends on how many of you horrible monsters actually turn up.
Those who give a shit, kindly use the contact tab to email me for any details you feel you may need.
Those of you dont give a shit, shall forever be hated by one of the most unreasonable young men in recent history.
UPDATE
Ok, the 3 sleeping places at mine have already been taken by munch, creamygoodness and Tilly - assuming they can all make it.
Come celebrate the maturing of SGUK's resident zombie/robot hybrid! See him morph hideously from sprightly young thing to doddering geriatric! Marvel as his attire changes from funky fresh to geography teacher style stale!
PAY ATTENTION:
Party at my place, Saturday April 23rd.
There will be venturing to a nice pub, to get slowly fucked up during the day, and maybe movies or something later on. Depends on how many of you horrible monsters actually turn up.
Those who give a shit, kindly use the contact tab to email me for any details you feel you may need.
Those of you dont give a shit, shall forever be hated by one of the most unreasonable young men in recent history.
UPDATE
Ok, the 3 sleeping places at mine have already been taken by munch, creamygoodness and Tilly - assuming they can all make it.
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poppystrike:
It's this really long and tedious form that you have to send off if you want to work with children. It's so that the employer can find out if you have any convictions and if you're clean you get a little certificate thingy. I've already got my certificate, but they're kind of pointless cause every time you apply for a job they make you do it again. Oh and the reason i'm having to fill this in is because i'm applying for an invigilators job at my local college
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poppystrike:
I know mate. I went in there expecting them to issue me with a mini pistol and super tiny mobule phone / handheld robot and all they gave me was a damn application form
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