traumatron

So then, my dears, posted below is a little chat with creamygoodness. This is taking the place of a very miserable and self loathing journal, which I know full well would garner me no attention, or affection what so ever. So here's some thing terribly amusing instead. You vile, black blooded whores.

Splinter Cell 3 might not be shit.

Traumatron [Krauser! what a pussy!] says:
i played the new splinter cell demo.

Traumatron [Krauser! what a pussy!] says:
...and i like it!

Traumatron [Krauser! what a pussy!] says:
the visuals are fucking superb.

Ben [You don't know how fine I am] says:
Hurrah!

Ben [You don't know how fine I am] says:
I kind of lost patience with Splinter Cell when I realised I wasn't really enjoying all this stealth malarky all that much

Traumatron [Krauser! what a pussy!] says:
oh, i like hiding in the dark. like a big creepy bugger.

Traumatron [Krauser! what a pussy!] says:
with a vast arsenal of deadly weapons.

Ben [You don't know how fine I am] says:
It has a certain appeal, I'll grant it that

Traumatron [Krauser! what a pussy!] says:
mmm. the demo was nice. oh, the shadows!

Ben [You don't know how fine I am] says:
Hehe, I'd heard many good things about the graphics on the third one

Traumatron [Krauser! what a pussy!] says:
mmmm. lovely lovely. the characters lips move, and their eyes, and everything.

Traumatron [Krauser! what a pussy!] says:
IMPRESSIVE.

Ben [You don't know how fine I am] says:
Your strategic use of block capitals impresses on me the significance of their ambulatory lips

Traumatron [Krauser! what a pussy!] says:
YES.

Traumatron [Krauser! what a pussy!] says:
oh how they begged for mercy ben! oh they begged me not to utilised the rag doll physics and throw them from the top of the cliffs in the raging real time storm!

Traumatron [Krauser! what a pussy!] says:
HOW I WEPT, BEN!

Ben [You don't know how fine I am] says:
... You didn't weep. You cackled maniacally. Didn't you? DIDN'T YOU?!

Traumatron [Krauser! what a pussy!] says:
...yes. yes i did. I laughed a deep, gut shaking laugh.

Traumatron [Krauser! what a pussy!] says:
oh my, but i love to chuck ropey terrorists off cliffs.

Ben [You don't know how fine I am] says:
I can imagine it to be deeply satisfying

Traumatron [Krauser! what a pussy!] says:
hugely sir, hugely. he fell so far ben. SO VERY FAR.

Traumatron [Krauser! what a pussy!] says:
and i WATCHED HIM. ALL THE WAY DOWN.

Traumatron [Krauser! what a pussy!] says:
he was scared out of his fucking mind.

Traumatron [Krauser! what a pussy!] says:
and i just laughed.

Ben [You don't know how fine I am] says:
As you should!