traumatron

Genius, and You.

Hello internet community. I wish to address you on your your fantastic mis-use of the word 'Genius'.
I'm particularly fond of the word. I hold it in high regard. I reserve it for very few things/people/deeds.
You however, will throw it around like a cheap lager.
e.g; "Oh ok, so this guy just walked up to the noisy bloke and just said 'fuck off!' it was geeeenius!"

Hold up there chummy - it wasn't genius. It was pretty fucking far from genius. In all accuracy, it was what I would term "Ballsy". Genius it aint.
So many of you eleven fingered, gutter dwelling piss drinkers are so absolutely stunned when anyone can summon up even a vaguley witty riposte that you immediatley label that person a Genius. Well, sure they are, compared to you.
The rest of us however, are content to nod along and agree with you, despite your crashing, blundering bollocksing up of the english language - but silently we are thinking; "I expect this guy thinks chocolate covered pretzels are genius, the cack-throated fuck puddle".

I implore you: use your superlatives carefully.

This ill-informed and one-sided bloody minded rant was bought to you by 3 nights of very little sleep, and a headache that won't go away.