traumatron

YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT 2 UPDATES IN AS MANY DAYS!

Heh. Something has been on my mind recently.
You know all that mac stuff? iPod, and the like?

I really dont like it.
I mean, what are those guys doing? They're surely...re-inventing the wheel, but with a flashy ad campaign and catchy slogans!
Lemme tell you something Apple - if that IS YOUR REAL NAME...I don't need your damn skinny, round edged, white products. No - OF COURSE I CANT AFFORD THEM, you fucking idiots. If you'll excuse the merry piss out of me, I'll be buying the cheaper, more powerful, more functional, and generally more compatible devices out there on the sprawling market, and no amount of cliquey consumerist jive talk is going to change that.

Let me leave you with this. Good luck, to you many thousands with your Apple products. But let's put it in these terms:

Sure you've got your iPod, your iMac, your iBook.
I reckon the equivalent of owning an iWhatever is having a disabled sticker, in your car.

Sure, you can park closer to the store - and that's really great...


But you're still a cripple.




DISCLAIMER: I don't care what manner of computer or whatever you own. I just thought all that shit was funny. If you want to debate with me about this topic...don't.