traumatron

The nature of Pyjamas.

Kestrel says:
How are YOU, stranger?

Traumatron says:
Not drunk enough to be asleep. So at this point in time, i am VERY DANGEROUS. Yourself? was your xmas jolly, and jingly and...shit?

Kestrel says:
Sure, all that. I'll have a Christmas journal entry in a good ten minutes or so.

Kestrel says:
Get anything exciting?

Traumatron says:
I have pyjamas now. PROPER pyjamas. with stripes. and a black robe.

Kestrel says:
Ooh, very nice! I got some ugly PJs from my grandmother, nothing compared to yours

Traumatron says:
how ugly?

Kestrel says:
I don't know... my "ugly" is most folks' "cute." There are hearts all over them

Traumatron says:
holy shit. they might as well have bleeding pustules all over them, right?

Kestrel says:
That might be better

Traumatron says:
I smell a franchise coming on...

Traumatron says:
'TRON AND KES' - HIDEOUS PYJAMARAMA

Traumatron says:
we'll be rich.

Kestrel says:
Hey, people'd eat 'em up

Traumatron says:
and then, poo them out.

Traumatron says:
and then... WEAR THE POOP.

Traumatron says:
by god. I am a genius.