traumatron

Ok.

Flashlight on. Lets take a peek through this door then...

*fwish*

shit- its pretty fucking dar- hold up... whats that flashing thing over there?

*CLANG!*

UUUAAARGH! woah! ha! just some thing falling down over there on the left somewhere. wonder what caused that.

*pif paf pif paf pif*

what the fucks that? dripping? or...footstAARAGH!!! WHAT THE FAAHHK ITS COMING OUT THE FAHKING WALLS!

THERES ANOTHER ONE! SHOTGUN?? WHERES THE FUCKIN-

*screetch! fwoosh!*

fireballs??

THE DOOR WONT OPEEENAAARRARGHHH!!!

*buddah buddha buddha! boom! screetch!*

DIE YA FUCKAAAAGGH! AARGH! POW POW POW! BOOM!