1: Megatron and Optimus Prime -they'll be playing the role of my conscience as i work. As i grow more and more tired and terrified by the amount of work i have, their voices will ring truer and louder than those fucking seagulls outside.
2: Optrex eyedrops. Blinking is for pussies.
3: Obligatory picture of youthful family member. In this case, my undoubtedly progidal nephew Lex.
4: Pocky! Almond and choccy pocky, to be exact.
5: Mug of Earl Grey. WARNING: do not dip your pocky in your earl grey. fucks it up beyond all recognition.
6: Mobile phone, because by god, i hope someone distracts me for at least a moment or two.
7: Tranquil noises will pouring out of these here speakers soon enough. To drown out the robots and the seagulls.
8: PAPERWORK. The bane of everyones existance, i'm sure you'll agree.
9: There is almost certainly tentacle porn on this disc.
10: The rocky horror soundtrack. I'm not much of a man by the light of day, but by night i'm one hell of a snorer.
Thats pretty much 8 hours of my average day right there. It's not all bad honestly.
*does the timewarp*
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fucking pansy