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Friday May 14, 2004

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Nic says:
http://www.labiaenhancement.com/

Nic says:
hilarity

Traumatron says: im not looking.

Nic says:
just read the front page

Nic says:
theres nothing rude there

Traumatron says:
*reads* what...what are they selling?

Nic says:
i have no idea, vaginas i suppose

Nic says:
"Its a well known fact that all women have issues with the appearance of their vaginas"

Nic says:
thats right folks ALL women

Traumatron says:
ALL OF YOU NUTTY FUCKERS.

Nic says:
like people are sitting there angsting about it - 'oh god my vag is HIDEOUS'

Traumatron says:
no, seriously, some girls bug the fuck out. i've read 'Just 17'.

Nic says:
its so weird though-NO-ONE sees it

Traumatron says:
your partner does!

Nic says:
yeah but is he really going to dump you because of what your vag looks like?

Traumatron says: he/she might, you know.

Nic says:
thats mental

Traumatron says:
admittedly, i've never seen a scary box. in real life.

Nic says:
i think people should worry about something more important than whether their beef curtains are aesthetically pleasing

Nic says:
there's a page on this site where they are rating vaginas on looks and they all look the same!

Traumatron says:
well, if i had a spooky cock, id bug out.

Nic says:
yeah but cocks are different because they stick out and you can see them. you don't really see a vag unless its right in your face

Nic says:
"Vulva B is an ugly genital, the inner lips stick out past the outer lips. The colour tone is bad on the inner and outer lips, the inner lips are all uneven and jagged, it folds everywhere all twisted. It is not a very good-looking vulva, its ugly to look at."

Nic says:
WTF?

Traumatron says: hahaha!

Traumatron says:
vulva b sounds like an enemy in resident evil. or a shampoo ingredient.

Nic says:
Vulva B! For shiny pubes!

Nic says:
"Vulva D has a problem that the vagina does not close, vaginal relaxation (weakening of the vaginal canal) is present. Inner lips are uneven and odd. One survey query described it, that it looks more like a war injury then a vulva."

Traumatron says: pppffftt fafahahaha!

Nic says:
well i can see the vag in question-it looks like a vag

Traumatron says: can i see?

Nic says:
"Some female genitals can be on the scary and frightening side when you first see it."

Nic says:
http://www.labiaenhancement.com/Labia_Enhancement/vaginal_looks/index.html

Traumatron says:
"For western culture, this vulva would not hold its ground"

Nic says:
hahahahaha!

Traumatron says: yeah, they all look like twats to me. simple ol' twats.

Nic says:
vulva b's description is bordering on racist

Nic says:
http://www.sexy-jewelry.com/item-bb.html

Nic says:
bum bauble?

Traumatron says:
not for me, i just had a flapjack.

Traumatron says: sweet lord, thats insane.

Nic says:
i wants one

Traumatron says:
no you dont. no one does.

Nic says:
oh come on-its called a bum bauble

Nic says:
we should get one for someone as an xmas gift.

Traumatron says: Good call.

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ciel:
i swear everyone seems to be talking about fangitas right now
May 16, 2004
creamygoodness:
Mental note: Never accept Christmas presents from you. EVER.
May 16, 2004

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