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Saturday May 08, 2004

May 7, 2004
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Eternal Drizzle Of The Grubby Mind

hello my petals.

well, last night sure was fun - and one of the most raucous i have ever seen my fellow SGUK'ers. This was possibly due to me being far more sober than i usually am, and everyone else being so fucked it was unbelievable. there was the passing around of a brazier, closely following by pants, both of which belonged to mariana. honestly, either im very old fashioned or...heh heh., oh i dunno. it was pretty damn funny anyhow.

* whooo, what else? my god there was groping and snogging. I kissed tubesound on the reccomendation that i do so by tilly and vicky - and who am i to turn down a challenge? my discovery was this: if i ever begin to butter my bread the other side, he shall be recieving a very pervy phonecall. oh yes.

* Hummm...oh, bloodflowers and i decided that there must be an ogre living upstairs in the ship. thats why we're not allowed up there. well, it made sense to us.

* I saw Geronimo! he bought me a dinosaur book! i was SO happy to see him, that i forgot how to speak. totally true.
he's quite little in real life isnt he? i was surprised. were you surprised? i was surprised.

* Caught up with tilly, spilled my booze on her cuz some cunt knocked into me. i did my fucking nut, but realised that losing my rag wasnt gonna help things. so...yeah. grumph. it was packed in there last night.

* Bought arrow some flowers for her birthday. i saw them and they reminded me of her....


...long, skinny and smelly. har har!

* cherry showed up, and was gloriously drunk! she said she'd missed me. blush i'd missed her too. we are soppies.

* vicky turned up, a nice surprise, as i got to apologise in person for being a gobby prick a while back. so, phew, sorted that out.

* met britt and quietboy, who are fucking brilliant. there are so deeply insane and fun that i look like jeffrey archer next to them.

* i smoked cigrettes with arrow. i asked her to teach me how the french smoke, and how i could possibly hold a cigarette without looking a giant poofy boy. it proved impossible. it turns out, i am rubbish at smoking. and a bummer.

* im pretty sure i was a little over-zealous with some of my goodbye kisses. uh..sorry guys. but, you know - i love ya!

* ummm...got home alright. pissed all over someones doorstep on the way. i was feeling malicious.

* once home i booted up the ol' msn messenger and told kestrel that i loved her, and that she was brilliant. which is true. so if you dont know kes, go over and say hello.
also had a chat with munch and ben- those raucous party-goers. we had a look at one of bens more exciting candid shots of the evening. i say again: DEBAUCHED, YOU PEOPLE!

anyway.

i'm going to lapse back into the void and cope with the horror that is my life for a while. feel free to intrude at any time.
clara:
I suspect you mean brassiere. Or it was a really funny party.
May 7, 2004
vitriolicunt:
1) LOOK AT THAT FUCKING PICTURE!
2)yay! there really is a a kestrel... hmmm purty...
3)i didnt get to say byebye to you, when the hell did you leave, you bastard!
4)love n hugs n all that shit kiss confused
May 7, 2004

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